...and are in a fight for your survival. You get to have one person with you and one handheld item. Oddly enough, the island also has a functioning magical television and computer. However, the TV only displays one channel and the internet will only allow access to one website.

1. What board member would you want with you?

2. What handheld item would you bring?

3. What TV station would you tune to?

4. What website would you want access to?

I have pneumonia and may or may not have hit the codeine a little hard tonight, so please forgive me for this dumb thread.

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1) Being an outdoorsman, Darkside would be a good guy to have.

2) im assuming we each get a tool? A flint striker and a pocket knife

3) TBS. Sports, movies, comedy

4) pornhub?

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Keep in mind, you also have to be around that person constantly. There's still time to change your answer.

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1. Dr. Ken. He is important enough to require a full search and rescue.

2. Pocket knife.

3. HBO

4. CFMB

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1- First you say "one person" then you say "one board member". It's one or the other.

2- Machete.

3- USA so I could watch wrestling.

4- Spankbang, because Pornhub has figured around adblocker.

1. Spaulding

2. A Knife

3. The Weather Channel

4. CFMB

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Correct. Thats why nobody will say you.

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Ugh... Come on, Angus. You sound like one of those old ladies arguing over the fine print on the back of a buffet coupon.

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You're so mean to me, Frank. I was gonna pick you.

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Ice girl, viagra, cnbc, drudgereport

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Hawaii (fuck) You

gREAT THREAD! good too see no contest threads but we have the IDIOT FRENDS talking about islands!!!!!!

maybe douchebag and his suburban crew can show us how its done?????????????????

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yeah, It's Big Brane!

1. As I can kill and cook my own game I bring a certain set of skills. That being said another important feature would be engineering shelter and water management devices. I would think doug would be good at stuff like that. He's fairly amicable and I don't think I'd kill him with too much exposure.

2. Knives are good. But I'll take my Leatherman Wave every day of the week. It is amazing how much I use it. If you've ever seen me in person, it's on my belt (assuming I'm wearing pants). I literally don't go anywhere without it.

3. TV? I don't really care. But being trapped on an island I guess I'd choose the discovery channel. Who know what you can learn from a survivor man or naked and afraid. Valuable skills pal.

4. Website... I guess anything in which I could contact emergency responders.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Goose Island! Beer, LOU"S!, bars, wings. GREAT island to be stranded on!

Id take sini. Need RAP on this island!

Take my phone too. Gotta have the GRUBHUB app?

VEGAS.com

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Beebo

Handcuffs

TNN

Wikipedia

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Beebo? You'd better have a scarf and trench coat handy.

1. I've never met any of you, so I'd have to pick Spaulding and go for the remote chance that she gets sufficiently desperate before we are rescued or eaten by wolves.

2. GPS device with readout of my location

3. Will Weather Channel have local forecasts? If so, that. If not, xhamster since Spaulding is highly unlikely to become sufficiently desperate

4. Reddit, with posting ability. IAMA Stranded on an Island, please the fuck help me.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Seeing as if I were in this situation, I would just want to be left the fuck alone while I accepted my ultimate fate, I answer as follows:

1) BeerFan
2) Bottle of Rum
3) Fox News
4) Breitbart

I figure he can sit there and jerk off to his alt-right bullshit while I collect my thoughts on another part of the island before coming to peace with my demise.

Cookie
Whiskey
ESPN
CFMB

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Elmhurst Steve
Handcuffs
BET
wwe.com

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."