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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 pm

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yeesssh. I'm glad I stay out of this forum for the most part.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:37 pm

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Random signs leading one to invent character/trolls on a message board

NSFW messages bring immediate arousal
Stays up all night posting in the voice of hockey section
Jerk off routinely to pictures of Spaulding and HHJ

Irons purple polo shirts with a fire and a passion
Sings Judy Collins show-tunes in the shower

Juvenile tendencies stemming from a lack of maturity and lack of growing up emotionally
Anger towards areas in life one cant vent directly at and alternative methods need to be found
Chronic masturbation

Keeping Score definitely has no idea what he is talking about

:wink:

So break this down for me. What are you trying to say, exactly?

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:41 pm

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At what point does normal habitual masturbation become chronic?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:44 pm

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Darkside wrote:

At what point does normal habitual masturbation become chronic?

It depends. Have you ever jerked off to images of women you've never even seen before?

Have you ever had a penis injury?

If you answered "yes" to either of those questions, you might be a chronic masturbater.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:44 pm

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Darkside wrote:

At what point does normal habitual masturbation become chronic?

When you open this up and click on Sports Babes XXX before "view posts since last visit"

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M_C

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:48 pm

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When you open this up and click on Sports Babes XXX before "view posts since last visit"

Hey Kid, do you visualize the telephone earpiece or are you creative enough to formulate an as-if??

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:55 pm

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Mitch Cumstein wrote:

Hey Kid, do you visualize the telephone earpiece or are you creative enough to formulate an as-if??

The phone's earpiece is not sexy enough.

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nostradamus

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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:06 pm

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[/quote]What the fuck is going on in my thread? I'm away for a day and a half and come back to this????? Can somebody please break this down for me. Preferrably Mitch.[/quote]

i can't right now.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:10 pm

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Darkside wrote:

At what point does normal habitual masturbation become chronic?

When it starts to appear that you are masturbating with a cheese grater....

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M_C

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:18 am

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What does all of that mean? What are the bold letters for?

Not sure what you guys are talking about, my bold function has been messed up for months. Always remember, read horizontal only, I don't type my messages in chinese (can I get suspended for that comment?)

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:23 pm

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Peter Puck isn't Baby McNown. I know that for a fact.

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:30 pm

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I don't know about that, but I know Peter Puck isn't Baby McNown. And I am not any of those people.

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:41 pm

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What do you mean "who he is"? He's just Peter Puck. Not everyone with fewer than 200 posts is a troll or a character.

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Irish Boy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:49 pm

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I know who he is, in a real-life sense. He's not anyone else on the board. Jesus Christ, KS.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:50 pm

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Huh? Im Tyler Durden.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:45 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Irish Boy wrote:

What do you mean "who he is"? He's just Peter Puck. Not everyone with fewer than 200 posts is a troll or a character.

I'll be the one to decide that Mister! :wink:

I'm unconvinced.

They will remain color coded together and Under Heavy Suspicion.

You will notice that I have not "officially" matched them yet anyways.

Still looking for help regarding J.G.G., Crystal Lake Hoffy, and Lawrence Holmes.

Those are all me, I thought the Hoffy part worked with HappyHour, J.G.G. is like HHJ but backwards, and Lawrence Holmes, is well, Lawrence Holmes....

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:47 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Irish Boy wrote:

What do you mean "who he is"? He's just Peter Puck. Not everyone with fewer than 200 posts is a troll or a character.

I'll be the one to decide that Mister! :wink:

Those are all me, I thought the Hoffy part worked with HappyHour, J.G.G. is like HHJ but backwards, and Lawrence Holmes, is well, Lawrence Holmes....

Hey, if you are me then get your damned ass over to work and help me out with my all night coding session!

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:50 pm

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I gave that up for Lent...

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:55 pm

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Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:57 pm

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

That's like saying I am from Evergreen Park!

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spanky

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:06 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

That's like saying I am from Evergreen Park!

Forget everything I said about you - I understand the angst now..... :wink:

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:09 pm

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spanky wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

That's like saying I am from Evergreen Park!

Forget everything I said about you - I understand the angst now..... :wink:

Glad we are now on the same page Spanky :wink:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:09 pm

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You are going to bring yourselves a world of pain if you make fun of Crystal Lake!

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Darkside

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:36 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

You are going to bring yourselves a world of pain if you make fun of Crystal Lake!

You gotta love a town that refuses to allow gay rowboating competitions.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:14 am

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Darkside wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

You are going to bring yourselves a world of pain if you make fun of Crystal Lake!

You gotta love a town that refuses to allow gay rowboating competitions.

Or when a drunk newsanchor slams into a tree and becomes a local hero.

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spmack

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:49 am

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At the time, Laurence Holmes simply posted under "Holmes". That's it. Nothing fancy.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:56 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

That's like saying I am from Evergreen Park!

That's like saying my name is "Julie"

btw: what is up with the new "trolls" or whatever.
I thought bigfan or web-girl or whomever was supposed to take care of that.
A bigot? wtf...
:roll:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:33 pm

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No, that was only for the spambots. Trolls and characters are off-limits.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:46 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Why would anyone admit to being from Crystal Lake? You'd HAVE to be a troll then. :compress:

That's like saying I am from Evergreen Park!

That's like saying my name is "Julie"

btw: what is up with the new "trolls" or whatever.
I thought bigfan or web-girl or whomever was supposed to take care of that.
A bigot? wtf...
:roll:

Well, Mr. Bigot already made the doucebag section...
Who's Julie?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:13 pm

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My new troll...

Julie - Evergreen Park.

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