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Darkside

Post subject: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:19 pm

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Fucker. Getting weird up in here.
I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:20 pm

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How is your regular house?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:21 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

How is your regular house?

Haunts just fine.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:26 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Fucker. Getting weird up in here.
I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

Thats how I roll (ed). Dude was like 90 though so its not like he is going to be up to any shenanigans.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:30 pm

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:33 pm

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Panther probably cast a hex on those Skittles he sent you.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:34 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

How is your regular house?

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:48 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Fucker. Getting weird up in here.
I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

you know this is why got invented rockwell, right?

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Management

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:52 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

Dennis has advised us that the owner before us is in Arizona.

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BeerFan

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:03 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwcMvcWKgk

#noMOARfear
#pecae

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:31 pm

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Did you try turning off the power and back on again?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:40 pm

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donspiracy wrote:

Did you try turning off the power and back on again?

No.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:31 am

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Move.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:33 am

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Darkside wrote:

Fucker. Getting weird up in here.
I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:09 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:18 am

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pizza_Place: Clamburger's

Darkside wrote:

Fucker. Getting weird up in here.
I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

Probably so.

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Nardi wrote:

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:30 am

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Management wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I understand the owner before us was a suicide.

Dennis has advised us that the owner before us is in Arizona.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:48 am

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My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:55 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

That's hot.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:56 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

Does binge drinking run in your family?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:15 am

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Douchebag wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

Does binge drinking run in your family?

And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:18 am

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Chus wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

Does binge drinking run in your family?

And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:33 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

That's hot.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:46 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

You sure thats not just you doing that stuff?

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It's more fun to be a victim

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:23 am

Frank Coztansa wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My grandmother passed in my parents house. She haunts it now. Opens cabinets ,turns on the vacum stuff like that. My mom one night saw her at the foot of her bed looking at her and my dad.

You sure thats not just you doing that stuff?

Ghost vacuuming?

Sign me up.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: My fuckin house is haunted

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:35 pm

Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 3:49 pm
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Location: UM?
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Can confirm as i felt someone molesting me in the recliner at your house Darkside.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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