i love how in a thread titled "the board is overrun by beta burritos" i got a handful of lame people laughing at me because i don't pay as much taxes as them. if the only two things certain in life are death and taxes i can't wait for them to someday brag that they died sooner (and better) than me =P

and of course as i typed that paragraph tall midget had to add in his much needed , but i won't insult him cuz his long list of favorite songs from this year = THIS IS AN ECLECTIC MAN WHO I MUST RESPECT, HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE NAME OF A PJ HARVEY SONG MADE IN 2016 FFS!



i'd be surprised if any of these people crack the 6'2" barrier

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Dude, we've heard you rap. There's no coming back from that.

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* intellectual guy beholds my rebuttal and automatically switches to another ad-hominem *

honestly dude, one night at an aceyalone show we were hanging out in front of reggie's and he was like "hey you wanna kick a freestyle?" and we did. i got to scratch that one item off of my "bucket list" and for what it's worth aceyalone is the best damn rapper i've ever heard.

now i come to the CSFMB nowadays and i get luminaries like tall midget saying that my rapping is an ostentatious joke because people who list this song as their first "favorite song of 2016" have a lot to tell everyone about rap, especially since they made sure to list a token run the jewels song (even one with DJ shadow) so that way everyone can know that they're "racially cool" like that.

why do you think i responded to you in that thread and pointed out that "run the jewels is the #1 rap group i'm supposed to like? it's because you're the type of sanctimonious twat who i'd only ask musical questions to if i wanted to find out who the new hip thrill jockey records of [Current Year] is, because call it a hunch you know all that. you need that cred as you literally hang out with younger people for a living, so your whole "thing" where you wanna come off as cool/hip/edgy = why you gotta go and shit on someone like me, you know, someone who literally doesn't need anything (especially $$$, "respect of his peers", and etc) to feel like he's the shit like you just ate a sleazy burrito.

i'm your antithesis.... and i think somewhere deep down you WISH you had the balls to nuke your life in the hopes of maybe finding some sort of artistic perspective that, in the ~0.0037% chance of eventual payoff, will blow your stupid "hip teacher" persona out of the water someday soon/ish. and even if it doesn't work out, i still had the balls to try... you have no balls. that's why you gotta go around and take pride in being just like everybody else, you know, something that the darkos and don tinys of the world will keep on doing for the rest of their life cuz that's all they've got.

don't worry, all the rap songs you've ever heard from me are at least 6-7 years old. there's a reason for that.... disco stu don't advertise. it's all part of a larger plan that i wouldn't expect you to understand cuz it's hard to think those things up when you're spending your 9-5s making other people more money off of your labor than you make yourself. that's why you're with an illustrious lot like don tiny, terry's peeps, pittmike, and darkside. seriously... if you guys went to form a fucking voltron i bet you'd throw a hell of a saturday afternoon suburban backyard barbeque.

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Yeah, I don't know that much about rap. But I don't pretend to either. And I certainly don't pretend that I'm bound for hip hop glory when I possess the rapping skills of a potted plant.

Even more hilarious than your incompetent "rapping," however, are the insults you hurl at board members while revealing far more about yourself than you do about anyone else.

You consistently mock others for their presumed conventionality, their self-loathing, and their racial pretentiousness. Yet it is you who aspires to inhabit some sort of superficial, tawdry, and derivative hip hop fantasy world that revolves around conspicuous consumption and misogyny--all this while producing "raps" that even Vanilla Ice would laugh at.

You are a pathetic fraud who has deluded himself creatively, intellectually, and spiritually. You pose as a defiant free spirit when you amount to nothing more than a 35-year old leach who occupies most of his day trying to stifle his growing awareness that living in his grandpa's Morton Grove ranch house (while siphoning off the last bits of his personal wealth ) hardly constitutes a form of rebellion but is instead a retreat from reality subsidized by the very social system he claims to detest.

Your ego is so fragile--and your narcissism so great--that you are unable to withstand even the most mild criticism of your ludicrous and obvious self-aggrandizing fulminations. Instead, you lash out against others for their supposed shortcomings as a strategy for deferring a reckoning with the wreckage that is your life.

You venomously attack many board members, yet you cannot leave the board because you crave approval and--failing that--must bolster your delicate psyche by stoking your feelings of self-righteous indignation through internet warfare. You think you're an intellectual juggernaut imbued with complexity, but every aspect of your existence is founded on a kind of conformity that is shockingly transparent to everyone except yourself. Laugh at the CFMB all you want, but the joke is on you.

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Jesus. Call the fight

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I would destroy anyone on this board in a freestyle rap battle

it's Friday guys! why's eveybody so cranky??

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It's difficult to keep in mind whether TM's assessment is crafted in response to sini or Trump.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Trump would only be offended in that you insinuated he lived in his parents' basement.

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Dude, I've watched Rocky 4 no less than 1,000 times, but I never really realized how great the acting was. I mean, look at that guy. Either he's a great actor or they were lucky enough to catch him having a stroke during filming.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Tony Burton should have won an Oscar.

The greatest scene in cinema history -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoo8B7MFUY0

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You know me like that.

I'm glad I popped in here. Excellent development. Please continue for 2 more hours or so.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Great topic Dr.

My two favorites are:

Pulp Fiction- The basement scene with the gimp where the two hillbillies are going to town on the gangster. And there are several more scenes in that movie right behind it like Uma Thurman tripping out.

Resevoir Dogs- Where Michael Madsen, aka Mr Blue, plays Stuck in the Middle with You and cuts the cop's ear off.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The scene in "When a Stranger Calls Back" where the phone rings for the last time and the breathing very gradually fades into a faint and creepy voice... "Have you checked the children?...

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It's cheesy as hell but I love the scene in Braveheart where they are torturing/executing him. They bring him in and the crowd is ready to tear him to shreds. The King is on his deathbed listening and cant wait to hear him beg for mercy. Instead he deals with it like a fucking champ. The torturer is flabbergasted and the crowd even does a heel face turn and starts crying out for mercy for Wallace. The King has to listen to his own subjects siding with Wallace before he dies. One of my favorite scenes of all time. It always gets me...

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If they are quotable, how is it that no one reads them? And where are these long-winded posts of mine?



And yet you hide behind a mult to attack me. Your anonymity provides ample evidence of your weak character, bankrupt intellect, and unbridled fear of challenging me in an open discussion.



So your big point is that you find me dull? OK, but I gotta tell you that your labored, uninformed (see below), and slightly incoherent prose isn't going to win you any writing prizes either.



Umm, I think you're mixing up your references here. A critic of neoliberalism certainly wouldn't ever plagiarize Rachel Maddow since she often defends neoliberal positions when the Democrats are championing them. Nor would he attempt to "elevate" his thinking to the same level as John Locke--for what should be obvious reasons. Ya know, I'm beginning to get the sense that you really don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you need to snuggle up with the writing of some legitimate right-wing intellectuals rather than trudging through the Breitbart canon--I can provide you with a reading list since you apparently need one--so that you'll be able to more effectively insult me in the future. You'll still lose an argument with me, but at least you won't sound like an extra from the cast of Deliverance in doing so.



Local libraries are an excellent resource for the marginally literate. Seek one out.

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And this fight is OVAH!!!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

TM has never really learned to carry a guy for a few rounds just to make it look good.

This is supposed to be entertainment for the love of God.

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You know me like that.

He doesn't know its a show. He thinks its a damn fight!!

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Holy hell.

Is sini alive after that beatdown?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Was that mult deleted or what?

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It would appear so. It was so terribly written that I thought it was someone just doing a bit, not actually trying feebly to make an actual 'point. '

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pussies. You all are gay homo Caller Bobs.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit, cam'ron what can we say about our friend tall midget here?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.... holy shit dude, you went for it. all the way down to attacking me via rap... you know, a guy whose "debut EP" was called "supreme pizza: legend of the modelfucker" --- HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA good lord man.... this is priceless. i was clearly right about something because seriously, look what i got *YOU* to do today. just picturing some lameass dude in new york sitting there for 10-15mins+ with a giant scowl on his face all like FUCK SINICALYPSE!!! I'M GONNA CRUSH HIS DREAMS!!!! I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT HE REALLY SUCKS AT RAP!!! THAT'LL LEARN HIM!!!!!

hold on tho, man, this legendary post of yours deserves somethingbetter, and i'm just the man to give it to you. hold tight.

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click here to hear tall midget, as read by sinicalypse. (youtube)

it's obvious how much i got to you by how HAM you went.... i mean, you started attributing general pejoratives to me (consumer-hedonist, misogynist, anarchist) and then you even went out of my way to name my hometown [a very subtle "i know where you live" which, you know, hey i once got chicago musical legend "the flashbulb" to tell me that he hired a PI and he knows where i live; step your game up TM!] and of course, dragging my grandfather into this.... once again putting out the insinuation that he's either stupid, incompetent, or weak enough to be totally taken advantage of by me.... yeap. you tried for everything you could, and then you even threw in ostentatious high-vocab words so we know that you're smart like fredo! well played!

instead of engaging you on your bullshit, let's just break it down and translate it into non-pretensious-wank.



TRANSLATION: you suck at rapping.



TRANSLATION: you suck at rapping + NO U



TRANSLATION: NO U + made up pejoratives like whatever "racial pretentiousness" is [a fancypants way of calling me a racist?] and then pointing out that vanilla ice would rap at THE legendary modelfucker = welcome to the joke... you're about ~8 years late.



TRANSLATION: NO U + "i know where you live" + "i bet i'll REALLY piss him off if i in/directly slander his grandpa! this has to work!" oh, and now i'm an anarchist too [thanks for letting me know]



TRANSLATION: basically the continuation of NO U with a bunch of general platitudes that go back to NO U / psychological projection. does anyone see a theme recurring here?



TRANSLATION: YOU WERE MEAN TO TERRYS PEEPS! STOP BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE WHO LOOK KINDA RETARDED IRL (see TM? that's an actual "venomous attack" on a board member as opposed to saying that speeps sucks at posting because he's got like 50k posts or something and out of those there's maybe said 50 actual substantive thoughts? yeah, you know that's as "venomous" as basically telling everyone i'm basically the C/S/FMB's very own personal version of massmurderer dylann roof dontcha think?)



TRANSLATION: YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT WE DONT LIKE YOU AND WANT YOU TO GO AWAY, SO LET'S SPIN THIS INTO ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MANY PSYCHOSES.



TRANSLATION: ALT+0160, you know, the high ascii keystoke set to put a blank space in place of a letter/#/characters. it's a whole bunch of totally superfluous fluff, but he caught himself halfway through and made it YET ANOTHER "NO U" --- again, does anyone see a pattern here?



TRANSLATION: wow... would you believe it? NO U!

and hey, what's THE joke? i thought i was the #1 joke around here.... ah well. fuck i can't say c'est la vie, no? anymore cuz good dolphin is on to me. anyways, i'd go say a bunch of mean-spirited shit back at you but then you'd just say "NUH UH / NO U / YOU SUCK AT RAPPING" again and again and again like you're seriously the first person to ever tell me these things.

everybody knows all that dude.... again, you're ~8 years late on getting the joke. but hey, just the fact that i could get you to spend a good 5-15mins writing quite-probably the meanest thing you've ever written about anyone [not named Donald Trump] in your whole damn life = *claps hands* my work here is done.

btw, why do you people always take my bait? didn't WarGames teach you anything about global thermonuclear [internet] war? WOPR/Joshua figured out the only way to win... you figure a smart guy like yourself would too... and hey, for more evidence on my wargames theme check out my header at my twitter account @mackrapalicious. and once again, that's "@mackrapalicious" in such a way that you can take it to the bank that i wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and go "THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, I'M MACK RAPALICIOUS!!!!!" because you know i'm a serious rapper... who has never even so much as sent out a demo tape to anyone or even recorded a track in 7 years.

but see TM, whenever i'm "cornered" by good taxpayers like yourself, i throw out the rap shit as my #1 "defense" so that way when i FINALLY get you to crack later on and go "all out" on me, dude, look at how much you tried to shove that rap shit in my face like you personally just crushed my dreams by saying "AND BTW UR RAP FANTASY IS BULLSHIT! --- lol dude, you're literally insulting me in the way i groomed you to insult me, and yet we gotta carry on like i'm a pathetic excuse for a whatever with a collapsing life and you're some kind of brilliant cuz you're the only person in the history of the CSFMB to really go "all out" and say that i suck [at rapping].

you know, dude, you actually used one word i didnt know off the top of my head: fulminations. that means i must immediately respect you and take everything you say as gospel..... otherwise you'll just keep on taking cheaper and cheaper shots at my grandpa because at the end of the day, that's all you've really got "Tall Midget" -- seriously, what's the etymology of your nickname/handle here? did you grow up wanting to be king of the lepers? did you set your goals so low that you could only REALLY achieve something via lowered standards, akin to only being "tall" if you're a "tall midget" ??

i mean, the fact that YOU'RE "tall midget" and i'm "sinicalypse" says something to me-- it says that you wanna be perceived as relatively great compared to low/er standards (go figure you're a liberal, huh?), and i'm... uhhh... what the fuck is a sinicalypse anyways? exactly.

i made up my own word.... i do my own thing [note: this is NOT job related you plebeians], and you know what? at the end of the day no matter how big/obvious of a piece of shit i am to everyone out there in the world--- i enjoy my life, and if i dropped dead tomorrow i'd be all good... and you can never take that away from me... but hey, i genuinely loved to see you try!

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oh and i want clarification on this, cuz out of all of your baseless claims that are true because [i suck, basically] this is the one that has me all ???



so what exactly am i conforming to? srsly, which assembly line did i pop off of? you have all the answers so please enlighten me.

also, i'm going to make sure to print that message out and frame it one of my walls somewhere so that way tall midget will always be with me for the rest of my life. seriously, suburban-backyard-BBQ-voltron ain't cackling with their Likes/upvotes/+1s for nothing! that was truly an all-timer cuz, man, everyone here knows i suck.... but he endeavored to hurt me. i'm clearly never going to be the same again.... in fact, every time i make a post here i'm going to be crippled with fear that someone will simply reply "TALL MIDGET" and i'll have to break down in tears and get them to up the risperdal and lexapro =/

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Fuck you.

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