Y'all are degenerates

https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/39 ... vey-122115

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I work from home so yeah guilty

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I masturbate as work.

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All Natural.

Move around?

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You know me like that.

That can't possibly be true. How many jobs would you even have the resources necessary to do such a thing?

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I'm not sure I believe it either. A work bathroom is the only place I can think of and those are some of the nastiest places on earth. You'd have to be out of your mind to do that.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Or some sort of sex-addicted freak. Is Scooter spitting on his hand in the oxygen-mobile on his way to an emergency?

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Hence the "employees must wash hands before returning to work" signs.

This explains why truck driving is such a dangerous job.

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Regretting inviting Ugie into your house now aren't you?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use".

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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was this a Gallup poll? I didn't see the published study.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I think if you changed your avatar, I might actually like you.

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Is that why Step 3 on my online Domino's Pizza Tracker is "Pete is rubbing one out"?

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You know me like that.

This disturbs me greatly. I used to work for my local highway department, and they had Playboys in the stalls. Maybe I was naïve regarding what they were used for. I now hate you, Ruffcorn.

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My barber downtown back in the day had a cabinet filled with Playboys, Penthouse, etc.

Was I supposed to be slapping the snake around while I waited?

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You know me like that.

that's why they put that sheet over you to cover your privates.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's true. Gotta think the military also brings up the percentage.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It anyone went to U of I, Picadilly on Green had a backroom where you could drink for free if you knew someone. The bathroom there was the stuff of nightmares complete with a stack of filthy magazines.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

All my bosses and most of my co-workers were jagoffs

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

When I worked in a factory in Indiana the overnight security guard at the entrance got busted for calling 1-900 sex numbers.



Who in their right mind would call a pay number like that on company time? I mean you have to know people are going to see that on the bill and know who did it.

He said he did not think they would be able to tell what phone it came from

From that point on it became known as the whack shack

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

A lot of gay sex in the lower level bathrooms at the undergrad library. I walked in on stuff there twice.

No, I didn't participate.

Those times.

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Well let's think of the jobs where this is probable.

-Truck drivers, as mentioned already.
-Every straight male employee at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and Tilted Kilt.
-Adult film industry.
-The entire Navy.
-All troops deployed overseas.
-POTUS.
-Business travelers. Yeah we know you do Chet Coppick's Fur.

I bet we can think of more.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The number is 67% in the insurance industry.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Are we counting the hotel room when traveling for business? If so the number is probably 99.8%.

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Never considered myself to be a minority. Hmm.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Priests and nuns for sure.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I always tell anyone—anywhere, but I always tell them if I'm leaving this country, "Be very careful, because in your hotel rooms and no matter where you go, you're gonna probably have cameras." I'm not referring just to Russia or Arizona, but I would certainly put them in that category.

And number one, "I hope you're gonna be good anyway. But in those rooms, you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small with modern technology, you can't see them and you won't know. You better be careful, or you'll be watching yourself on nightly television, like a primetime 20/20 special or an explicit 60 Minutes and the ratings on those are awful this time of year because you never know when the show is going to start."

I tell this to people all the time.

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You know me like that.