The number is 67% in the insurance industry.

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Are we counting the hotel room when traveling for business? If so the number is probably 99.8%.

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Is that why Step 3 on my online Domino's Pizza Tracker is "Pete is rubbing one out"?

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Without question. I'll admit that one... I mean - they give you the little travel lotions with the soap and shampoo - what do they think you're gonna use the lotion for, to exfoliate after your bubble bath?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

And all the extra washcloths... It's like they are forcing you to.

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I bet the maids love you.

Please tell me you tip them.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

My barber downtown back in the day had a cabinet filled with Playboys, Penthouse, etc.

Was I supposed to be slapping the snake around while I waited?

You can't beat this thread.

The number is 67% in the insurance industry.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I really hope that was heated shaving cream they were using on the back of my neck.

I don't know if anyone else tried this,but years ago I used to buy heated shaving cream in a can! It worked pretty good,too. I have not seen it the last 20 years.

It just dispensed out of the can heated?

Was it radioactive?

I don't know if anyone else tried this,but years ago I used to buy heated shaving cream in a can! It worked pretty good,too. I have not seen it the last 20 years.

You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use".

I bet the maids love you.

Please tell me you tip them.

I always tell anyone—anywhere, but I always tell them if I'm leaving this country, "Be very careful, because in your hotel rooms and no matter where you go, you're gonna probably have cameras." I'm not referring just to Russia or Arizona, but I would certainly put them in that category.

And number one, "I hope you're gonna be good anyway. But in those rooms, you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small with modern technology, you can't see them and you won't know. You better be careful, or you'll be watching yourself on nightly television, like a primetime 20/20 special or an explicit 60 Minutes and the ratings on those are awful this time of year because you never know when the show is going to start."

I tell this to people all the time.

A lot of gay sex in the lower level bathrooms at the undergrad library. I walked in on stuff there twice.

No, I didn't participate.

Those times.

Yes,it was hot to the touch. I used to get it at Walgreens but don't remember the brand. Also,remember when you could buy Gillette shavers with the cleaning lever? You push down and it would push out the hairs between the blade. They stopped making those,too.

I pity you cubicle dwellers living in fear

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Wait, wait, wait ... do you mean a gimmick that you could stick a can into that would warm it up, or were these cans that were designed to heat the contents inside - and if so, were they one-offs? I can't imagine it would've been cost-effective to design a can, albeit with less product, to include separate chambers for an exothermic reaction (I assume) like an MRE or something, but not sell it for double the price of a normal can ... or maybe that's what they did.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Also, if you’re going to beat off at work, Dr. Arnall advises against masturbating to one of your colleagues, as “this is likely to result in cognitive impairment,” he says. So, don't fantasize about Debbie from accounting. It's just not a good idea. Not worth it.