The only winning strategy is not to play...
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I love you sinic. I truly do.

This has been a glorious thread but it's got so much more to give.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Peeps does not mince words.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Straight shooter and poster of the year in 2016. Off to a great start in 2017. All hail peeps.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Parts of this thread are the message board equivalent of Ed Norton curb stomping the car thief. Absolutely savage.

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Can someone give me a tl;dr version of Peeps' last post? I'm not reading all of that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

TLDR version: FU

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I don't know the history of the beef, but I just want to say that after seeing the picture of sini's hair, I did not expect him to sound that way.

POTY

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This is a good thread

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

[please note that this post was originally typed on my phone, so some amusing autocorrections like "sleeps" for "speeps" happened. i'll try to leave those in while fixing the legit ones]



Comeon sleeps! I will troll and antagonize you enough to get the good poster inside of you out (...I hope he's using lube tho, for your sake! =)

Honestly man, I do legit feel bad that i've twice used you ad a prop/proxy/etc to get at other posters (Dennis d man and now mall tidget (aka.... Lol) ---- but I had to give him an example of what he's trying to do to me with my grandpa (minus the legit-WTF implications i'll get to)

But unlike you my grandpa isn't able to show up here and go "fuck you tall midget [thanks for calling me broke] --- so since tall midget appointed himself the guardian of the board [yentas] and he gets off to protecting [ppl like] you, welp I gave him a little taste of actual venom... Venom I don't have so I had to say something general and generic like "sleeps looks like a tard"]



So yeah speeps, I don't genuinely dislike you or feel some urge to go after >YOU< as much as i'm using you as a proxy to go after others because, quite honestly, for a ubiquitous CSFMB presence you sure don't have m/any thoughts, but then again a good % of this board = ppl bored at work looking to commiserate with people who are just like them so you DO have way more of a natural place/function on the board than I do, because being funny clever and interesting are all subjective terms (relative to people's personal tastes/styles) so i'm always going to polarize any potential audience while you continue to prove my new/ish truism "hating on sleeps is like hating on the Facebook like button. There's no point to doing that"

So hey dude, since you obviously value my thoughts to some extent (you added me in a bunch of places years ago) just know that you're cool in my book i'm sure your good peeps and its unfortunate that now twice you"be been a perfect example to shove [back] in people's e-faces to prove my point/s.....

But hey dude, at the end of the day you've got beautiful kids who genuinely look happy and that's something that combines with the #1 C/S/FMB truism of all-time to give you something to be proud of: hey, at least you're not sinicalypse: the biggest piece of shit on the board (tho TM wants my title and has put in work to get it, which i'll explain I'm a few mins in my next post)

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dude, the wargames stuff = for you... not me. i have nothing to lose by "playing" --- pretty much everyone thinks i'm a wack piece of shit by default, so even if i.... say, come back to the board after a ~6 month siesta/hiatus and start posting "normally" insomuchas 90%+ of my posts since #TheReturn are basically "normal length" --- everyone's still gonna slag me off as TLDR and say that i sound like massmurderers / massmurderers sound like me because the "sini = mental TLDR 24/7/365" meme is here to stay....

so nowadays when i feel like making that 1/10 posts be a TLDR meta-board-bullshit/beef post and i know i'm doing a wall of text and all that..... what do i have to lose? even when i post one-liners all day long it doesnt change anyone's feelings-on/caricatures-of me, so whenever i load up to write a "classic sini TLDR post" i have a =] knowing that i seriously have nothing to lose... all y'alll, on the other hand.... yeah, i'll never figure out why so many people take the bait and try to think up new and innovative ways to tell me that i suck like 1) most of your contemporaries here don't already know that and especially 2) that *I* don't already know that.... holy shit dude, i happen to live as me 24/7/365 so you think that i haven't ever noticed that like, example, back in 2010 or something that i'm not "a contributing member of society" (cuz i am one now. i save my family [tall midget is trying to bait into giving $$$-amounts] a month on nursing home costs because i made a promise to a man that he was never gonna end up in "seniorjail" [nursing home] and you know my word >>> $$$ [especially when i don't have any, huh? =] ------

but mentioning this (my societal function + money) = something tall midget was trying to goad me into doing because there's a truly insidious aspect to hsi "scathing rebuke" of me that i'm going to illuminate for you guys [and spaulding.... and/or cookie/HH if they still lurk here] because i realized something about tall midget's "going HAM on sini" yesterday and it legit creeped me out.

first, there's rumor that tall midget might have a couple'a mults here... and they're not actual mults but like, regular/ish posters that everyone knows. maybe i was told this information to see if i'd run and throw it out there and thus it's patently false and designed to make me look like a fool (tho i doubt it honestly cuz see, part of the reason TM is able to know things about my personal life = i tend to have a foolhardy thing where i consider at least 95% of you people here to genuinely be good upstanding decent people, even if i don't like you and especially if you don't like me.

example = i've slagged off IMU countless times over the years and etc... but no matter what i think about IMU i don't think he's a piece of shit. like say i went to a CSFMB meetup at a bar and at some point my wallet falls out of my pocket right there on the barstool and IMU notices it.... even tho he doesn't like me i don't think he's the type of guy who would go "good, fuck sini... i'm going to keep this so he loses the $$$ and has to get new IDs and stuff cuz i fucking hate that guy on the board!!! hahahahahah' --- i'm pretty darn sure that IMU is "good people" in that he'd either run up to me like "sini, hey you dropped your wallet dude!" or at least give it to another board member who knows me IRL better or whatever. just like i don't think people who've e-beefed with me over the years like RFDC, dennisdman, redskingreg, don tiny would be like "MWAHAHAHHAHA I GOT SINI'S WALLET TO LET'S JOT DOWN THIS ADDRESS AND CALL UP SOME PIPE HITTIN [PULP FICTION REFERENCES] TO GO ROB HIS HOUSE... IT'S JUST HIM AND AN OLD MAN SO MY STICKUP BOYS GOT THIS NO PROBLEM!!!"

ergo, i've let things "slip" over the years, such as the town i live in, the cliff's notes of my life story (cuz believe you me, i have way more stories than you've heard.... i never tell anyone all of them so that way someday if i ever achieve some modicum of success/fame/cult-of-personality i've got some memoirs that will blow your mind) ---- mainly because i've always felt "comfortable" posting here insomuchas that, without exception, every time i've ever attended a C/S/FMB function IRL i've only met quality people who i can honestly say i'm proud to share a hugbox/shoutbox with during the work-week. hell, first CSFMB bulls game i went to was during a time where me and IMU were seriously e-beefing to such an extent that some of the fight promoters here (coughcoughSPMACKcoughcough) were extra !!! at trying to fan the flames / stir the drink in making it seem like me and IMU were seriously ~33-50% likely to str8up fistfight if we ever met IRL..... welp when i met IMU he came up and said hi to me, i offered to buy him the beer that i said i would, he declined, and we went on about our lives.

hell, even that one time when i got a lil paranoid that spmack insinuated "real world consequences" (not his term, just me brandishing it) cuz i had pissed him off on here+twitter and i was all defiant like "yeah i got a cop in the family so bring it!" --- you know, after i stopped being an idiot in the heat of the moment on that "bring it" mentality i realized "yeah, i'm an idiot.... i was talking a lot of shit to/at spmack and therefore i was asking for a reply, but this is just internet bullshit and having met the dude IRL once he doesnt strike me as a guy who would call up marcellus wallace's pipe-hitters to take me out cuz i called him and goff buttbuddies on the internet.

basically, i've always assumed that the CSFMB is 90%+ comprised of good quality people who might be this or that on the board, but at the end of the day that's because we know we're all just talking shit on the internet. it's catharsis, you know? ergo i've been a bit cavaiier with oversharing some details about my personal life here cuz even if i'm not 100% "amongst friends" i'm at least 100% "amongst friends of friends, or friends of friends of friends" insomuchas even my "board enemies" are known to people i'm cool with as "cool/quality people" therefore it's no big whoop.... and thus my biggest potential problem would be someone i pissed off outside of the C/S/FMB looking for personal info (dox) on me, combing through my posting history here and finding stuff i overshared.... but hey, fuck, good dolphin really ruined my natural tendency to end thoughts with "c'est la vie, no?" =)

BUT THEN..... ENTER TALL MIDGET

if you go back to his [legendary? legendarily transcendental? GOAT C/S/FMB POST?] post about me.... you know, the one i had to give a dramatic reading of to give it the proper chutzpah that it deserves..... you'll notice that in this his 2nd "going HAM on sini" he once again brandishes my hometown and of course my grandfather. and on the grandfather tip it's my own damn fault for PMing him after the first time he did this "go HAM on sini" thing like "dude, i really don't want to legit hate you, so leave my grandpa out of this. there's a big difference between calling me "a parasitic leech" and "a parasitic leech who sucks his grandpa dry" because one of those infers that my grandpa is some kind of weak/senile/enabling/stupid or even downright "oblivious" to what i do -- so in the future won't you please just use the copious amount of examples i've put out there over the years out there of why i suck and leave an 100yr old man out of this? he's honestly the best man i've ever met and he doesn't deserve to be dragged into a character assassination of myself just because he happens to have me for a grandson"]

i never got a message back from him, but he didn't need to say anything. i figured that especially if this dude considers himself paragon to all that's good and decent on the board / in the world / etc that he'd at least acknowledge my point that, you know, hey..... yeah my grandpa is a soft spot, but that's because this dude technically *IS* my fucking life right now and oh yeah by the way, if i never mentioned it before when i was drowning in the deep end of a hotel pool at the age of 7 my grandfather was the guy who spotted it from ~50+ yards away and ended up running into the pool building and diving into the deep end IN FULL SUIT/SPORT-JACKET + DRESS SHIRT + THE WORKS, and pulling my ass out and helping me establish a normal breathing rhythm again [i honestly forgot if he gave me CPR]

but yeah, seriously, i was probably within 1 minute of dying at the age of 7 when out of nowhere my grandfather came running in at full speed and dove into the pool and saved my life.... i'm tearing up as i type this right now because, yeap, i'm a manchild.... but i'm a manchild who isn't supposed to be here right now because i had fucked up and did some stupid shit that, left to my own devices, was going to cost me my life...... and my grandfather saved me. every day i'm alive since that day has been a personal fucking gift from my grandfather and i'm sorry if i get touchy about some skeevy asshole on this msgboard brandishing him as a prop to try and "really piss me off" but these tears are genuine because if you still don't understand there would not be a "sinicalypse" on this messageboard, or well, anywhere in life if it were not for [i bet tall midget would love for me to say his full name, but hey i'm sure he's already figured that part out because uhhh yeah let's get to that]

so yeah, i'm touchy about my grandpa. and beyond any sort of $$$ i'm fucking proud that i was able to live up to what i've told him for years: he's never stepping foot in a nursing home. and i could even argue that i'm technically doing enough "pro bono" $$$STUFF$$$ for/with my grandpa nowadays that if you went to the open market to see how much it'd cost to take care of him, and you were start figuring out how much that would cost over the course of 2+ years... man, even if you added up and factored in all of the "leeching" years $$$ that i cost, i STILL end up saving my family $$$ in the big/ger picture... in the end, the net cost of having me around here for 12+ years ends up ultimately being cheaper than if i never cost my grandpa a penny over the ~10yrs prior to the point that he needed [assistance / nursing home] because those bills adding up over the course of a few years (or longer) would end up costing more than it cost to keep me around and [doing my thing] until the point that when my grandpa was in need i stepped up and made a gesture like jonathan kent in man of steel all "stay back, i got this" --- and hey whaddya know? i'm actually some kind of valuable to not just my grandfather but my whole damn family right now.

so even back during the times where i'll admit that i was a "leech/sponge/etc" and i "took advantage of my grandpa's generosity" -- i can tell you that my grandpa was cognizant of the fact that 1) i told him i'd be there for him when he needed me because he was never ending up in a nursing home PERIOD END OF DISCUSSION and 2) when it comes to important stuff like family, my word is bond so therefore 3) whatever $$$ he was giving me at the time was ultimately going to end up being cheap and thus infinitesimal by comparison to the $$$$$ that it would cost to have to deal with nursing homes / caretakers / etc, so he put a little faith in me that i wasn't gonna bail on him once he hit that point where he'd need caretaking, and i just kinda..... went out and pretty much tried to figure out the meaning of life. and hey, believe it or not.......</DID.NOT..HAPPEN.>

so yeah, as opposed to just calling me a worthless leech/sponge/paraside, tall midget LOVES to throw my grandpa's name out there with this subtle little insinuation that my grandpa is some kind of dumb/senile/stupid/easy-mark/weak-willed/bad-grandparent/etc because you know, what is a parasite without a host? the parasite basically doesn't live without the host, so to say that i'm still around and i'm some parasite passes judgment on my grandfather for letting said parasite exist for a long time aka, you know, there's some poor old man [and yeah let's get to that in the next post] who's some sort of victim/negative-insinuation in relation to me..... but at the end of the day, man, i was gonna be there for the goddamn patriarch of this family who... fuck. next post. goddamn you fucking tall midget....

but yeah my grandpa provided for his family and ran the show to make sure that 2+ generations of my family was always going to be at least a little better than "ok" --- and certainly no where near "struggling" or anything negative/bad. and then when he literally just got too old to keep on going (because his health never broke down... he just started getting old halfway through age 98) he literally groomed a, oh wait what am i again... "a pathetic fraud who has deluded himself creatively, intellectually, and spiritually" to essentially spend all day every day with him for the rest of his life.

wow... you know, since we all know tall midget is spot on about me.... man, my grandpa actually must be the idiot he keeps on >implying that he is cuz he literally has to spend all day every day with someone who's a legit combination of sociopath and psychopath? why does he keep on living then? i'd wanna die if i were him!

anyways this post is TLDR so lemme make the next one start with the truly insidious shit that tall midget did.

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I'm not reading all that. I'll assume you were thanking me.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

here's the part of this tall midget thing that is legitimately a touch worrysome [tho most likely paranoia, even if that paranoia manifests itself in the form of "i'm technically wrong about this right now, but now i'm giving him ideas"] and after that last msg all that's left to do is make a deep cuts reference for the "it-getters" our there



anyways, you'll notice that with this, the 2nd time that tall midget referenced my grandpa, he was likely trying to put me in a situation where i could give him more legit information about my family and their financial situation as a retort/F-U to tall midget basically calling my grandpa poor. here's the exact quote >>



as i've covered before, tall midget is keen to put out morton grove there because he wants me to know that he knows where i live. and see [lol i kinda told him how to find out my name if he didnt do it already] and then when you combine my name with my hometown, welp, you can pretty much go out there and "dox" me, aka figure out my address, landline #, you name it.

then there's the ranch style home thing.... it's either him letting me know that he's looked up my name/etc like i said in the last paragraph and he's even putting it out there that HE'S SEEN MY HOUSE (i.e. he figured out my name, knows my hometown, dug up an address, and did a google street view because he has to look at my house cuz ???? --- i mean honestly, do you guys think i had to go and look at IMU/darko/etc's house when i was e-beefing with them?) --- or he's trying to goad me into confirming what type of house/dwelling i live in.... i mean, what the fuck? does anyone else here ever go like "FUCK YOU AND YOUR 3 BEDROOM UPTOWN CONDO JORR!!!" or "ROT IN HELL IN YOUR SENSIBLE 2BR APARTMENT IMU!!!" ??

seriously, this guy is supposed to be the "big leagues" of intellect/intelligence/etc, so why would he go out of his way to mention a "Ranch Style house" unless he was trying to insinuate SOMETHING nefarious/insidious with it? look at how carefully this dude chose all of his high vocab words to try and make sure his rebuke of me was as 100.0% unfuckwithable as possible because not only did he want to impress the rank-n-file here with his intelligentsia; he quite possibly also wanted to let me know that if i keep hurting his e-/feelings by [evidently] being spot on with these generalizations about a caricature that i've ascribed to him, well, see he's pointing out that he knows what kind of house i live in.... which could honestly mean that dude's google street maps'ed me or hell, maybe he even got off to driving by my house? AND THIS IS A REALLY. SMART. PERSON. COMING FOR MY ASS TOO!!

seriously, i wouldn't put it past the guy to where after this last round of me going F-U to him he finds a way to subtly imply that he's seen me sitting outside smoking or something. this guy NEEDS e-/domain over me, you know, sinicalypse is a problem that must be "DEALT WITH" as opposed to, say, "ignored or foe-listed" or especially "left to wallow and stew in his own bullshit because at the end of the day mirrors hurt sini more than anyone else could"

also, by saying that i'm siphoning off THE LAST of my grandpa's $$$ he's trying to bait me into going "NUH UH!!! DUDE MY GRANDPA HAS [$$$$/whatever] SO FUCK YOU!!" because, *sigh*, this dude evidently wants to figure out my family's financial picture because ?????

yeah it seems far fetched, but when you consider that he's gone out of his way to point out Morton Grove twice, name my grandpa twice [which is like pouring gasoline on a fire, or so he hopes], and now he's not just implying slander of my grandpa but he's flat out insinuating that i'm running my grandpa into the poorhouse cuz any ancestor of someone as worthless/piece-of-shit as sini clearly has shitty $$$ situations because to hand down DNA that ultimaely creates a moronic fucktard like sini? yeap, might as well just call him "old man fucktard" while you're at it.

so it's entirely possible that this dude wants me on the defensive handing out more personal information about myself because he managed to use his superior intelligence to push my buttons and manipulate me into giving him what he wanted. *standing ovation*

so yeah, obviously i'm delusional, insane, paranoid, something.... clearly there's nothing to someone repeatedly naming your hometown in the F-U messages to you (and yes, i know you can cite "doug-e.p." and be like "so what?" different context here) ---- and hey, tall midge just might be two different regular/ish posters here.... one of which i know has never liked me.... the other one? lol he once told me we're hanging out sometime and rah rah rah.... and if you stop and think about it for a second, anyone who is potentially 3 proper-board-members at once? there's a decent little chance that they just might str8up be keeping score.... and you know biggie once put out some cryptic shit like keeping score is [the type of guy who's into?] keeping dossiers about some of us board members... he wants our IP addresses and to find out where we live cuz ??? --- and then if you wanna go one step further and put a picture with the [???] of keeping score by going with the theory that keeping score = johngy.... well yikes! yikes indeed.

2017: what the fuck is going on?!!?

oh yeah, the KLF is coming back! woohoo! *looks into mirror* i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and doggone it nobody likes me! so that's all good so let's see what we can see.... everyone's online looking good (either </aliens> here or you just started Future Sound of London's ISDN album and you hear that sample serenade you as "Far Out Son of Lung and the Ramblings of a Madman" starts playing as your mind slips back into a comfortable mid-late 90s groove >> THAT'S IT MAN.... GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!

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Can you sum that up for those of us with small amounts of time?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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and yes, i know that i didn't exactly "cover myself in glory" by "taking the bait" and going longform in two replies.... .especially one where i had to kind-of/sort-of do a proverbial NUH UH to the whole "you're a useless leech/drain on society" --- indeed, i live in a realm with mirrors in it, and i'm the one who gave the world "someone plz bang the irony gong!" so i get that much....

...but hey, when people are calling midgey-poo's scathing character assassination attempt a "funeral" or saying to "call the fight" and i think there's maybe even an insinuation that i ran and hid after seeing that? whatever. the fact remains that at the end of the day all people can really do is go "YOU SUCK AT RAP!" or "YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB!" or "YOU'RE REALLY A MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT!" and basically keep saying those things over and over again until they figure out the right combination of [high vocab, in midge's case] words that they think will finally convince everyone of what they already know and believe (that i suck cuz i'm worthless/parasitic/etc) and then, of course, get through to me and collapse the fragile house of cards that is my self-confidence/psyche/etc.

and in the middle of the night (as opposed to "the end of the day"), is it any wonder that i have all kinds of problems with trying to do the rapper thing when i'm pretty much not allowed to have any sort of self-confidence/self-esteem/self-worth? and i know i'm not allowed to have them because "this isn't nam... there are rules here" and one of them is that if i don't have a nice proper 9-5 like everyone here and roughly the same life that they do, then it's automatically assumed that i'm a malignantly-cancerous parasitic piece of shit, which again.... you know, maybe it *IS* laughable that someone as wholly and comprehensively pathetic as me tried to go out and make some rap songs..... but then the only problem is if mr. "supreme pizza: legend of the modelfucker" tries to retcon reality like he was always in on the joke... i mean, lol, comeon dude.

legendary modelfucking is serious business. that's why i've learned from my past mistakes (not sending out demos) and i'm sending out my SP: LotM demo to def jam..... right after i can get jewel to hire me, cuz once i'm doing at least 15hrs/week bagging groceries then and only then will i have anything worth saying to anybody, and once i do that's when i crack a wicked grin and turn to the nearest attractive woman and be like "hey, do you know why they call me supreme pizza? it's because..." and she can hardly contain her joy as she joins me in saying "I'M/YOU'RE THE LEGENDARY MODELFUCKER!" and then we start making out right there at the end of aisle 11, i get her home and "lay the pipe" -- and then apx 10 months later i've finally got stuff to post on facebook, people like me, and then i can finally retire from posting here because life will finally be giving me the one thing that i come here desperately seeking [akin to a junkie in need of his fix] every single day: validation!

cuz holy shit, especially in my case, you guys are truly one validating lot, eh?

anyways take care / give hell / be excellent / and for the love of god, don't make fun of tall midget's internet friends otherwise you might have to start reading your hatemail with a dictionary!

hasta

# shitstain mcfucktard, esq/ LEGENDARY MODELFUCKER!

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Can you sum that up for those of us us with small amounts of time?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Tell you what
You don't lie about what I say and I won't lie about what you say.
Deal?

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So serious question for you sinic...
Are you genuinely unstable?
You come off as someone who is unstable. I'm wondering if it's an act, in which case you'd be still fair game or if it's legit in which case I'd just back away and cease all engagements with you.

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Is Sini, Spaulding, or Frank the most stubborn poster on the board?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Are you really limiting it to those 3?

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Good point. Just the top 3 that entered my mind from reading the board tonight

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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37 way tie between me and 36 other people. Texted the other 36 names to spmack

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Is RFDC, RFDC, or RFDC the most doltish poster on the board? Just the top 3 that entered my mind from reading the board tonight.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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I'm with Larry. Basketball makes me yawn too.

..one of the main reasons i legit loved being able to "retire" in near-total anonymity when i was 24 = i realized there's a decent chance that someday i might not be able to enjoy the kind of, uhhh, let's say "innate disposability" that's part-n-parcel with being some kind of ostentatious delusionally-mental nobody.

there's a real chance [small as it may be] that someday i'm going to really miss that because i'm going to have to eventually realize that "words have consequences" and "don't fear the reaper" sounds all good and rah rah rah, but then you realize that you got that sewing machine from santa last christmas and you knit yourself a nice little cap with your name ("Jimmy") right there on it, and you were so of proud of it so you waved it around in everyone's face like "hey am i not awesome? look what i did with my gift!"

but then it's like *gulp* cuz you know.... shit, you thought you were pretty much covered by default nowadays cuz didn't monsanto pretty much make it illegal to plant your own seeds? and if you fuck with them/that you're liable to have a few clandestine yet authortative people in blacked out van show up in your area like "we had to take a gander for ourselves" and you're like "huh?" and they pull up their sunglasses to tell you "you made too many cuck jokes on the internet, kid. don't blame it on the grey goose either!"

but hey, sometimes you just gotta be like #27/RF = i'll take my chances cuz i've got a pretty badass cannon for an arm that just might make up for any and all errors i made in the field if i'm able to "gun you down at the plate".... of course, said "gunning down" only happens between the lines of the game grid, you know what i'm saying? when it comes to actual plates you never fuck with people on their way to those cuz everyone's gotta eat, and hey as long as you subscribe to an "eat and let eat policy" i like to think that at the end of the day everyone's gonna be willing to at least sleep on it before hopefully waking up in the morning and coming together with you to sign a morning constitution that says "we're our own people but at least we acknowledge that we're in this together.... with me staying over here and not worrying about what you going on over there (and hopefully vice versa)" -- c'est la vie, no?

besides, the only way i ever wanted to come into y'all homes was through speakers, a TV, or a computer screen. i never really wanted to know you like that, i just wanted to hop on the internet and launch a few rockets in the hopes that y'all would remember that i play a decent game of vquake/world when i'm on my game/day/etc.



(srsly, well played FF. i didn't know that people actually paid attention...)

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lol damn.... so in the wake of cranking out some faux-righteous response to the board's meta-drama, i have a "casual encounter" with darkside popping up in the middle of my... uhhh... sermon? to basically be like TLDR! TLDR! TLDR! over the course of a few messages. i notice this and break his balls accordingly, and now his feelings are hurt so he's gotta double down on the ad-hominem to basically "put it out there" that i'm probably legit-unstable because, basically, i don't post in the same syntax/format that he does on the internet.

seriously dude, stop being such a sore loser! you just got out-bantered on the internet.... admittedly by some kind of super-crazy-loser, and i know that stings because you're so much better at life than me that you're supposed to come out on top in these "casual encounters" because of uhh..... truth justice and the american way? me and you essentially being goofus and gallant (respectively)??

of course, any longtime reader of Highlights Magazine knows that "this isn't nam... there are rules here!" and therefore it's like "WTF?! GOOFUS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO COME OUT ON TOP! I DIDN'T DO EVERYTHING RIGHT IN LIFE SO I COULD BE E-BESTED BY THIS LOSER! shit.... what's something that i can slag sini off with so no matter what he says i prevail by default? that way i'll be invincible like boris from goldeneye, and i know that most of the board has my back cuz i've got enough frequent-grabass miles to take a free trip to siberia if i ever get bored on a wednesday... hmmmm"

[drum roll]



...and at the end of the day that's what this board is really about: validation! (ask mall tidget)

and hey, i'm legitimately glad that i can be a prop/crutch/whatever that ultimately helps you feel better about yourself! keep that big doofy grin on your face as much as you can, darko, because you're a winner and the sky's the limit for you, slugger!

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