Just fucking awful.

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So I tried to find some Revolution Deep Wood Series this weekend. No luck at Binny's or Woodman. Thus, I got stuck drinking the shitty beer left over in my frig from all the holiday parties. I sucked down a couple Molson Canadian during an awful Hawks game. I figure Molson is a good call during hockey games.

My Bud Light days, all varieties, are well in my past.

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I've had it. I agree. It's bad.

If your goal is to get fucked up drink Milwaukee's Best ICE. It's 6.9% and cheap. I don't think it taste that bad either. Better than ICE HOUSE.

You couldn't find one thing, so you decided to forego all the other good shit at Binny's? That's a beta move. Sad.

Try the Pipeworks Ninja vs Unicorn. It's awesome.

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Boyd, I hear ya. I wanted a Bourbon Barrel variety. And I didn't want to settle for Dragon's Milk and that Kentucky Ale because I have had those a lot. I really want to try some of that Revolution stuff. It was just that my heart was set on it. Plus the fact that I have six cases of beer in my garage made it tough for me to blow cash on some random purchase.

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What about Icehouse?

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The 3 worst beer hangovers I ever had are in the following order:

3. Old Style
2. Budweiser
1. Icehouse

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According to this website, Icehouse is "poor".

https://www.beeradvocate.com/lists/top/

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Yeah, it's shit. From the wonderful Plank Road brewery that also brought the world Red Dog.

That shit was like 8 bucks a 30 pack before that was a thing.

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It meant for the poor, I assume.

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In the interest of thread clutter, I won't create, "Some Bad Vice", but I would love to hear some of yours.

I used to be quite the beta finger nail biter. Luckily, I clip those finger nails all the time to prevent the urge to munch.

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I agree with Budweiser. That shit gave me a headache while I was drinking it.

Yep

Only thing that made Icehouse worse was the shits the morning after.

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Drank a lot of Old Milwaukee Light in HS/College. Also Icehouse, RedDog and Red White and Blue. Absolute swill.

This guy gets it.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Nothing will give you a hangover quite like LaBatt's, Molson, Foster's, etc.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

For a solid hangover with mild to medium nausea and notes of a pounding headache and extreme diarrhea icehouse is your beer. It's designed to get you drunk fast and cheap, but you're better off drinking pure acetone.
When you open it the first nose has faint rubbing alcohol notes combined with memories of honking in an alley behind Stu's. The first sip brings one into a sense of "I would rather have spent this 8 bucks on a scratch off lotto ticket and a square kick in my balls." The post sip finish is one of regret and fear, a faint odor of a litter box and wishes of self immolation. This beer is perfect for the suicidal self hating masochist and college students who have to w9rk at food service for beer money because their parents refuse to give them a stipend. If a friend offers you one, you should accept it and then accelerate the can to the peak of your potential aimed directly at your friends face.

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Good cheap beer, awful cheap band.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Good cheap beer?
Look... either we have to redefine good, or cheap, or beer because icehouse is none of those three to a reasonable mentally sound human being. One could say cheap based on the actual amount of legal tender one must exchange for it but that overlooks the true cost this beer has... the amount of your soul it leeches and flushes down the toilet like a discarded menstrual blood soaked tampon from a drunken bitch that tried to get you to go down on her but lied about being three days into her period and thought you wouldn't notice because you clearly didn't have the taste buds or self respect enough to avoid this swill. Cheaper than this beer but having nearly the same effect would be a package of doe in estrus scent spread on your face like the excessive mayonnaise on a 2am burger King chicken sandwich. Really your best bet is sticking your face into one of those bowling ball polishing machines.

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My friends drank it in high school. That or Red Dog. So yeah it can't be good.

Icehouse? Or the whole tampon thing or the does in estrus scent?

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Icehouse. I don't know anything about estrus scent and nobody wants to discuss tampon usage. I don't know why you'd bring it up. You're a weird guy sometimes.

Because it is a perfect way to describe the soul destruction and wonton self mutilation that consuming icehouse represents. We're not talking tampon usage... we're talking about what it represents... something so repulsive you, as a woman who is typically plugged 5 days a month and should be immune to such vulgarities is unwilling to discuss openly.

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I don't know what it represents or what is repulsive. I'm confused. Again. I think this place is passing me by.

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What the everlovin fuck are you talking about?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Maybe Jbi11s knows?