Well, I was a huge fan of the Porky's movies back in the day especially because of the nudity scenes. I love when they set up Ballbricker with Pee Wee. But that's not what you came here for.

Danny Parkins returns to Chicago for what I assume is his dream job. The good Dr says he has a nice radio voice but sounds like he has vanilla sports thoughts. We're also on the look out for another pseudo liberal SJW. Like those old NFL commercials, it's time for "You to make the call.".

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Parky! The boys from CFMB are here!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He sounded decent on M&H. It is in fact his dream job. Good for him. The station needs fresh blood.

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Parky's has good fries but uses cheap hot dogs. I hate that.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

dream jobs often turn into nightmares

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

PTFB

Parkinspiegel

sounds like a german meat treat.

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@audioidkid

Welp, 50% of WSCR's daytime on-air talent all literally read from the same hymnal, now.

Danny sounds pretty "uhhhh" heavy when he's trying to riff.

Parkins is driving the show? Thought that responsibility would've fallen back to Spiegs.

But I like that Parkins has made fun of the "Chicago Guy" promos the station has running.

My first impression is less coffee or Monster.

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Elections have consequences.

This has been really, really good radio so far. I know there were some here who were worried that a second choice would have some problems, but the chemistry has been really, really good.

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My pistols represent me
Bust until my rounds empty
Back for the street fame

I'm just spitballing here...definitely raised on Bernsie.

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This guy's been here for 35 minutes and he's already shitting on Matt Spiegel's baseball fandom. Never stop watering the Bernstein Tree.

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dude's got a lot of energy.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Yeah, this dude is a Bernstein clone, holy shit.

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on meth

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I wasn't going to listen but this is making me excited.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Great, so another co-host that Spiegel will subtly, then openly, hate.

The speech patterns are very, very similar. He said "III...dOOn't understand" and I thought it was Dan.

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Just turned it on moments ago ... he's Johnny Radio Voice (which is not a big deal), but as Jet says, he does seem to have a Bernstein cadence to his voice as well, with a little animated Leery mixed in ... which is an amusing 'blend'.

Initial reaction is "it's fine" ... he might mellow in future ... it's his first day at his 'dream job' - of course he sounds like a rabid chipmunk.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah, I'm not too concerned about him being excited on his first day back in Chicago, but I am concerned that he's more of the same Right Way To Like Sports stuff we've gotten too much of already.

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A completely justified concern, no doubt.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wake me up when he uses "pernicious myths".

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Jeez, continuing on his "it's absurd to question Joe Maddon, still, BECAUSE THEY WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP!" rant. Classic Bernstein. This is like when archaeologists discover the same cave paintings on different continents.

spiegs is already getting pissy. less than an hour in!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Turned it on.

STOP. QUESTIONING. MANAGEMENT.

Turned it off.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Parkins even does Bernstein's "exasperated whisper" sotto voce.

So this guy is basically BBQ Bernstein?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!