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leashyourkids
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:33 pm 
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Potential buyer wife: We need to move this table

Potential buyer husband: Maybe if you pay me in pizza and beer.

Ahahahahahahaha! Dude's got comedic game!

Let's try to archive the best here. This might pass the DiCaro thread!

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HGTV...not beta at all.

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The only show with any comedic presence was Leave it to Bryan when he would rip on the work of the DIY male homeowner he had to cover for.

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Is ther ever a woman on those house hunters shows that don't annoy you as bad as JDC? The constant whining about everything.
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HGTV...not beta at all.


My wife had it on, you cuck.

Besides, that Asian chick is hot.

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HGTV...not beta at all.


My wife had it on, you cuck.

Besides, that Asian chick is hot.


I'm watching Cops and drinking a delicious IPA. Played basketball tonight. I'm already sore as hell.

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I am having a delicious IPA as well.....but I am being taken to flavortown!!!

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I am having a delicious IPA as well.....but I am being taken to flavortown!!!


Ballast Point Grunion here. Guess it's a hoppy pale ale...close enough. You?

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....and this texas flip and move horseshit needs to go away. Give me some Holmes already.

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I am having a delicious IPA as well.....but I am being taken to flavortown!!!


Ballast Point Grunion here. Guess it's a hoppy pale ale...close enough. You?
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redskingreg wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
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HGTV...not beta at all.


My wife had it on, you cuck.

Besides, that Asian chick is hot.


I'm watching Cops and drinking a delicious IPA. Played basketball tonight. I'm already sore as hell.


You're a braver man than I.

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Hard to believe, but of all the cable stations, HGTV has the third highest number of viewers, behind Fox News and ESPN.

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Hard to believe, but of all the cable stations, HGTV has the third highest number of viewers, behind Fox News and ESPN.

Only if you are counting just primetime -- falls to fourth when you count all programming with Nickelodeon jumping ahead of it.

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Besides, that Asian chick is hot.


Damnit, I was coming here to say that...

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First time flippers is on all night tonight on DIY which is basically HGTV2. This show is hilarious if you have any basic knowledge of the trades. Fuckin lady was cutting boards with a chop saw with her infant strapped to her back.

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Too Jesus-y. My wife loves that show.

The one I really hate is the one in LA where it's the cuck and his skank wife flipping houses. Every time he has to crawl to her dad to ask for money, I laugh my ass off.

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The one I really hate is the one in LA where it's the cuck and his skank wife flipping houses. Every time he has to crawl to her dad to ask for money, I laugh my ass off.


They are separated. She's screwing one of their contractors and he's nailing the nanny.


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You hang the ceiling drywall first....then you do the walls. Fuckkkkkkkkkk people. Come one. Everyone of these shows they put the lower sheet on the wall first...then the upper and then the god damn ceiling.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The one I really hate is the one in LA where it's the cuck and his skank wife flipping houses. Every time he has to crawl to her dad to ask for money, I laugh my ass off.


They are separated. She's screwing one of their contractors and he's nailing the nanny.

Why am I not surprised?

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
You hang the ceiling drywall first....then you do the walls. Fuckkkkkkkkkk people. Come one. Everyone of these shows they put the lower sheet on the wall first...then the upper and then the god damn ceiling.


Sure, but the biggest bullshit is that they notice issues with the mechanicals at day 90 out of 100. A good contractor spots that shit on day 1. That's step 1 for any competent contractor. You can worry about backsplashes later.

#wouldstillputitintheasiansbutt

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My wife seems to love every show on the network. I'll watch that blonde from Detroit with the Midwest accent.

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