Get the peas in the bag you can just steam in the microwave.

I'm in the same boat when left with my kid for dinner. I can go to McD's and have her eat shitty food and get covered in nasty germs in the playland but she'll eat everything and have fun for at least an hour while I'm left alone with my phone to post garbage on this site or I can make her something healthyish at home and interact with with like a real parent. Need to work on choosing the good one.

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It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

i am sure JUAN can make a great can of peas? But of course we need the expert FRABK to let us know how to use a can opener because his brother in law showed him!

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I've always been worthless, but tonight it really hit me.

My wife is out so I'm watching my daughter alone. Whenever that happens, we usually order in or go out for dinner. But tonight was gonna be different. My 2 year old daughter and I were going to stay in and make dinner and hang out. I even bought her a new Play-Doh set so we could do the activities.

So, after playing a little, I ask her what she wants for dinner and let her go through the fridge and freezer. She picks out pickles, peas, and chicken strips. Sounds great!

I then realized I don't know how to make peas. Peas. Fucking peas! I read the instructions, and all they talked about was some contraption called a vegetable steamer. So I got cocky and went rogue, throwing the peas in a pot on the stove with a little water. Well, apparently it wasn't enough water because it burnt the fucking peas to a crisp and set off the fire alarm. I'm still waiting on the chicken. The pickles seem to be a success at this juncture.

I fancy myself as some sort of cock of the walk because I go into depositions and fuck with lawyers... But the truth is I'm a sad individual who has never even cooked peas and can't even figure out how without instructions.

My daughter has been looking at me with disgust ever since. How the fuck did I even make it this far in life?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

I don't need advice from some hipster vegan, either, okay!?

Wrong. Eating peas or corn, or both, with mash potatoes is delicious.

Exactly.

This is your wife's fault. There should not be peas in the house to begin with.

I wish I could tell you that this daddy daughter thing is going to get better....but it isn't.

Your wife out marching? Just leaves her kids unattended?

My wife ordered the Risotto Carbonara tonight.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

His wife is Julie DiCaro.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Not sure a spouse of a board member has ever endured such an insult on this board.

Denis said he couldn't tell Chas and I apart. That was the worst insult this board has ever seen.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Denis said he couldn't tell Chas and I apart. That was the worst insult this board has ever seen.

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Agreed, but Chas seemed to shake it off pretty well.

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Don't you have to use a microwave to heat up formula or breast milk or whatnot occasionally when they're younger?

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Yes, I always asked my wife to heat up her breast milk in the microwave before serving.

You could do a lot worse than burnt peas.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

From what I've heard many women pump the milk in advance if they are busy or won't be able to at the time.

Anyway, this is the gayest conversation we've ever had or will have, I was just pointing out the idiocy in demonizing microwaves.

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Don't you have to use a microwave to heat up formula or breast milk or whatnot occasionally when they're younger?

Yes, I always asked my wife to heat up her breast milk in the microwave before serving.

UMN JR enjoys his room temp formula just fine. I didn't know heating it up was a thing. That stuff smells like ass already....the warmer the worse.

Let's talk about breast feeding and birthing.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole