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FavreFan

Post subject: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:12 pm

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"There are three things that happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
-Woody Hayes

We want the ball and we're gonna score!
-Matt Hasselbeck

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:14 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

"There are three things that happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
-Woody Hayes

We want the ball and we're gonna score!
-Matt Hasselbeck

At least Hasslebeck was half right.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:15 pm

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:16 pm

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:21 pm

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It's hard to be insightful because since the objective is to win the game, and everyone knows you have to score more than the opponent to win, everything is nearly obvious. The worst is NFL pregame shows since the environment is so satured with guys basically saying the same thing.

If leveon bell can find some holes today, he's going to have a lot of opportunities to make big plays.

If Aaron Rodgers can continue to make plays out of nothing, the Packers will be in good shape today.

If Jay Cutler continues to give the ball to the wrong team, John Fox will have to make a tough call.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:27 pm

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Anything Vinny Del Negro said as Bulls coach.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:30 pm

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I was saying fair, Lou was saying fair, so I guess it was fair.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:31 pm

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Just link to any Scooter quote in the Aaron Rodgers thread.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:32 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Just link to any Scooter quote in the Aaron Rodgers thread.

Fuck you

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:36 pm

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I always liked that Woody Hayes quote.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:40 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I always liked that Woody Hayes quote.

I'm sure it was applicable four decades ago or whatever, but I can't think of a more outdated quote at the moment.

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:04 pm

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:06 pm

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:07 pm

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:08 pm

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For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:09 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

Wtf

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:10 pm

Regular Reader wrote:

For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

That's good stuff.

Can't dispute Bum.

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:10 pm

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:11 pm

Terrell has 25 million reasons why he should be alive.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:12 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

Wtf

I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:13 pm

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That's absolutely ludicroust

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Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:19 pm

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:25 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

Wtf

I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:

I grew up around some strange dialects, some Southern and some just rural Midwestern, especially with one of the jobs I had for a few summers. Sometimes when I drink, the drawl starts to come out.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:30 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

Wtf

I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:

I grew up around some strange dialects, some Southern and some just rural Midwestern, especially with one of the jobs I had for a few summers. Sometimes when I drink, the drawl starts to come out.