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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:35 pm

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Surely the Travel Ban* has drastically decreased our chances of being hit by a terrorist attack. It has a perfect track record so far!

We all feel safer now, right?

*Muslim Ban

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:38 pm

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FYI - Your intended audience will not pick up on your sarcasm.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:39 pm

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Do you feel safer now that Bin Laden is dead?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:39 pm

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Quote:

"I do feel safer," said Dotty Rhea, 68, a retiree from Savannah, Tennessee. "Nobody's angry with ... (immigrants), nobody hates them. We just need to protect ourselves."

Quote:

"We are just thrilled that President Trump has issued this ban and he's taking measures to protect us," said Debbie Meiners, 67, of Jacksonville, Florida. "We really believe in securing our borders and being a nation of safety.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:40 pm

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I'd feel a lot safer if Obama didn't take my guns away.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:41 pm

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My white privilege has afforded me the ability to not give much deep thought about what Trump is doing right now.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:41 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

FYI - Your intended audience will not pick up on your sarcasm.

Probably true. 60-and-over females don't frequent the Board that much, unless you count Dolphin.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:45 pm

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Has anyone seen "The Judge" Robert Downey Jr and Robert Duvall? Remember the jury selection scene and their "target" juror

"People who can be persuaded to swallow their tongues. Anyone who has seen a Sasquatch.”

That is your Trump demograhpic

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newper

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:23 pm

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:46 pm

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:57 pm

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None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:23 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:25 pm

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I feel fine. I'm more worried about others.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:12 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

Canadian.

Between him and the Quebec mosque shooter, it's time we look at banning all Canadians.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:13 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

Canadian.

Between him and the Quebec mosque shooter, it's time we look at banning all Canadians.

Would that get the Blackhawks out of the Seabrook contract?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:34 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

Canadian.

Between him and the Quebec mosque shooter, it's time we look at banning all Canadians.

Would that get the Blackhawks out of the Seabrook contract?

And Toews!

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:54 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

Canadian.

Between him and the Quebec mosque shooter, it's time we look at banning all Canadians.

How will Canada pay us back for the wall we must build?

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I smell a bit....

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:58 pm

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Killer V wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

None of this takes away the fact that Chris Benoit killed his wife and child.

Well he WAS a foreigner...

Canadian.

Between him and the Quebec mosque shooter, it's time we look at banning all Canadians.

How will Canada pay us back for the wall we must build?

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:03 pm

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How man litres of Molsen?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:04 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

How man litres of Molsen?

3 for every square metre of wall spaced for national defence.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:05 pm

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I prefer Moosehead or Labatt's.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I smell a bit....

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:06 pm

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:09 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

How will Canada pay us back for the wall we must build?

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.[/quote]
Yikes, bad deal. Tim Horton is a shell of itself. Those Brazilian 3G guys are ruthless MFers.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:11 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

How will Canada pay us back for the wall we must build?

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.

Yikes, bad deal. Tim Horton is a shell of itself. Those Brazilian 3G guys are ruthless MFers.[/quote]

I haven't had Tim Hortons in probably 10 years. Its no good anymore?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:13 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

How will Canada pay us back for the wall we must build?

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.

Yikes, bad deal. Tim Horton is a shell of itself. Those Brazilian 3G guys are ruthless MFers.

I haven't had Tim Hortons in probably 10 years. Its no good anymore?[/quote]

The coffee is good. The donuts suck.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:13 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.

Yikes, bad deal. Tim Horton is a shell of itself. Those Brazilian 3G guys are ruthless MFers.

I haven't had Tim Hortons in probably 10 years. Its no good anymore?

No longer baked fresh from scratch at stores. Partially baked/fried at a distribution center, frozen and then shipped to the store to finish baking.

If it wasn't for Ice Caps then I'd have no reason to go anymore.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:19 pm

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That's the same shit that Dunkin does now too.

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:19 pm

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KW, pulling out the 3G reference. They're the folks behind Kraft/Heinz with Buffet.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:22 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Mostly in TimBits and Molson Golden.

Yikes, bad deal. Tim Horton is a shell of itself. Those Brazilian 3G guys are ruthless MFers.

I haven't had Tim Hortons in probably 10 years. Its no good anymore?

The coffee is still amazing though..

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Do You Feel Safer?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:23 pm

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I expect Heinz ketchup to soon be water and red food coloring. They don't mess around cutting costs.

Pretty sure they replaced Burger King patties with beef scented cardboard.

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