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Chus

Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:56 pm

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Beardown wrote:

We have found bones from dinosaurs that lived 230 million years ago. Why haven't we found bones from "Big foot"? A species that is still living?

That's proof. Case closed. I win.

I have stated multiple times that until I see evidence, I don't believe it. You should take a course in reading comprehension with Hatchetman and 312.

If you are just going to keep proving negatives, then we are just going to keep going in circles.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:30 pm

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I went to Seattle for a business trip & bought my 5 year old niece a toy Bigfoot figure. She asked what Bigfoot was, and I told her he was a monster that lives in the woods, but explained he wasn't a mean monster, and that when people see him, he gets scared & runs away. She looked at me and asked "does he have any friends?" It made me feel sad. :cry:

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:35 pm

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Kenny Owens wrote:

Deep thoughts...by Jack Handey

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:42 pm

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Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:45 pm

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Chus has 10 mults? :scratch:

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Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:58 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:01 pm

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Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:03 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

Then they are stupid. The leaves have very little THC. Flowers, yo.

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Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:06 pm

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Chus wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

Then they are stupid. The leaves have very little THC. Flowers, yo.

Fair enough. You're the Sasquatch expert.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:11 pm

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Question for Sasquatch expert Chus.

Is Sasquatch a lonely creature or is it part of a whole other species that loves jerky?

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Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:13 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Question for Sasquatch expert Chus.

Is Sasquatch a lonely creature or is it part of a whole other species that loves jerky?

Who doesn't love jerky?

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:14 pm

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Communists.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:18 pm

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Chus, are they more heavily concentrated in certain parts of the world? Where do I gotta go in the US to have a chance encounter with one?

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:20 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I'm a fan of crypto-zoology. There's a lot of shitty, easily proven false information out there tho.

Lately, I've watched a couple lectures from this guy David Paulides. He talks about all these strange disappearances in national parks where bodies were never recovered, or if they were the circumstances surrounding the death were very bizarre. He never comes out and says what or who he thinks is responsible, but he does make some interesting points about park service officials not wanting to help him look into certain cases.

Yes, I venture down the rabbit hole of YouTube from time to time.

I just saw this. That dude is out of his mind. I saw him on a show once with real scientists and they basically removed him from the set so they could discuss real shit.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:21 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

If you use the term "squatch" I'm marking you down as a believer.

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Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:22 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I just saw this. That dude is out of his mind. I saw him on a show once with real scientists and they basically removed him from the set so they could discuss real shit.

Are you suggesting removing Chus from the thread?

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:27 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

If you use the term "squatch" I'm marking you down as a believer.

You ever watch those Animal Planet hillbillies?

Oh, yeah, that's definitely a squatch.

*Camera pans to mysterious shaken tree. Forgot to edit out the deer running away.*

Sorry Chus. We love you.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:51 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

I just saw this. That dude is out of his mind. I saw him on a show once with real scientists and they basically removed him from the set so they could discuss real shit.

They laughed at Jesus too.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Do you believe in Sasquatches?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:54 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Chus wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Everybody's gotta have something to believe in. It's ok that you believe in Sasquatch Chus.

May your next bag be full of stems and seeds. :lol:

Pretty sure squatches like the leaves.

If you use the term "squatch" I'm marking you down as a believer.

You ever watch those Animal Planet hillbillies?

Oh, yeah, that's definitely a squatch.

*Camera pans to mysterious shaken tree. Forgot to edit out the deer running away.*

Sorry Chus. We love you.

Les Stroud goes out of his way to discredit hoaxers, including showing how people make fake tracks. He went into it as a skeptic, and when the season ended, he was still a skeptic without concrete proof. He made no proclamations of the existence of Bigfoot, nor have I. Some weird stuff happened to him, that he couldn't always explain. It's an interesting show.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:58 pm

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:00 pm

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Hey Leash, is this what you are referring to? Supposedly, Paulides didn't want to be on camera, so he had one of his investigative associates appear instead. I didn't know Les Stroud and Paulides knew each other.

http://bf-field-journal.blogspot.com/2015/04/guest-appearance-survivorman-bigfoot.html?m=1

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:11 pm

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This is the real Bigfoot, it is.

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Chus

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:14 pm

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I'm going to sue Vermont, it is.

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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:18 am