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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:00 am

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By gluing many razor blades to this ordinary desk fan, I'll save time in my morning routine.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:01 am

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Chus wrote:

Can we all agree that electric shavers are awful?

I'm convinced that you could buy an electric shaver north of $100 and it would still suck ass.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:07 am

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Chus wrote:

Can we all agree that electric shavers are awful?

Yes. Never had one I liked and didn't burn my neck.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:08 am

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i have used an electric shaver daily for 25 years. side to side blade action, not circular.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:11 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I have a friend who is very interested in shaving. Before I knew him very well and we were searching for things to discuss (he is not a big sports fan), he asked me, "How do you shave?" I found it a very odd question at the time. But when I thought about it, I realized I am very particular about shaving. I like to use the blue Gillette throw-aways, but only the ones that are a single piece of plastic. I do not like when I tap the razor on the sink and the head falls off.

There is a box in my bathroom closet that holds my toiletries that magically refills itself. That being the case, I can hardly complain when somehow the "wrong" razors end up in there. I'm pretty sure by now my wife knows exactly which razors to get. Those white plastic Bics are terrible. When I have used those in the winter I walked outside and it felt like someone was punching me in the face.

Wait a second. You're the guy who deems people douchebags for talking about their jobs at cocktail parties, right? Yet the foundation for one of your friendships is shaving banter? Tell ya what, let's get together the next time I'm in Chicago--I've got some great stories about furniture polish we can bond over. JORR: Who ya crappin'?!?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:13 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:18 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Chus wrote:

Can we all agree that electric shavers are awful?

I'm convinced that you could buy an electric shaver north of $100 and it would still suck ass.

Nope.

Bought the one I still have in, hell I don't know, 98/99 and it still works wonderfully ... I forget which brand but it was a factory refurb and it still cost around $160 iirc. They said it was designed to, if you so chose, be used w/ shaving cream ... tried it once, the damn thing cut me! :lol:

That said, I'm not hired for my looks ... but the electric is more than sufficient.

And doug's right ... those circular ones are indeed crap.

Midge :lol:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:24 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I Pledge to never talk about this.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: How many blades on your razor?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:32 am

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i do the 5(?) blade thing with the gillette fusion deal. regular bics always nicked me back in the day (tho i once shaved my head with a new bic razor so i've paid my dues on that front. i lost a bet about a song being made by squarepusher and not aphex twin, so i just had to say that squarepusher had made the best aphex twin song of the last ~5 years =) so one time when i went to jewel/walgreens/whatever all stoned i was taken in by a sale price on a razor that had more razors than any man could possibly ever need, so i grabbed that, had a wonderfully crisp shave without a single nick, and since then i've never looked back.

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JORR

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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:18 pm

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