Bernstein:

Goff: We really gonna do this?

Beardown: You bet your ass we're gonna do this, Goffer. Cubs are projected for 90 wins. Sox projected for 77 wins. I'll let Bernstein read the player projections for all of you!!!! He'll remind you not to get mad at PECOTA. That it's just a computer spitting out the numbers. It's PECOTA day!!!!! Wooo hoooo!!!!

Any projections on how many days Boers has left ?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

No. But PECOTA projected that Goff will accuse 147 white people of being racist this year. Up 20 from last year.

Sounds (down) low.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

What does Goff hate more? Straight white males, gay white males, or gay black men?

Any projections on him referencing his baby or Belize?

Jason really knows what's going on with the stripper and gay scene in every city in America.

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You know me like that.

He also knows gang members and people that will destroy your phone and give you $400 if you take their picture. That Goff is something else. He's not just a sports guy.

I didn't realize these guys were on camera now.

Boers and Bernstein never were, were they?

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You know me like that.

Not to brag, but I know strippers that will destroy my phone and not give me a dime when I take their picture. They just have the bouncer throw me out on my ass and kick me in the ribs. Bet you Goff doesn't know these type of people. I win!!!!! Wait...

No. Because Boers was only there one day a week.

Found the topic for the next 9 months: http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/07/us/northw ... index.html

Just wait til Dan gets to know the wives of the trustees.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I'm excited for "it's on!" Glad it replaced the Second Half.

I wonder if @SQNEvents will no longer do business with Northwestern grads now .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Northwestern will not be discussed in a negative light for at least a few more years. In fact, it will be increasingly fawned over.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Procul O Procul Este Profani

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

...[double post]

She will, as long as they are white. Gays are ok too.

Correct. Bernstein's daughter is a few years away from college. He wants the partial or full scholarship for his daughter more than he cares about rape victims.

It's nice when the rape culture talk is followed by commercials for The Industrial Strip.

Dan had to fake a college ID to get his parents to pay for beer?

Was he paying for Duke on his own dime otherwise?

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Isn't northwestern sports still a station sponsor/ ad buyer? He won't touch that story until they aren't buying CBS ads anymore. Dan would never take a stand on anything that could hurt his own bottom line

I don't understand this. Didn't his parents know how old he was?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Right. Wouldn't they see the beer on the credit card statement?

Had a card with Duke Points for, I assume, the cafeteria that somehow he changed the name to show he was over 21 (I didn't catch the whole story) so he could buy beer somewhere with his Duke Points.

So, his parents were buying his beer. Indirectly.

Instead of doing it directly as they likely were before.

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You know me like that.

This guy they have on from Boston sounds pretty grumpy.

That is Fred Smerlas' thing.

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Elections have consequences.

especially if the mens basketball team looks to do well in the tournament

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.