My guy Dan lectured a McDonald's employee on ettiquite!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Dans right too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It takes a real asshole to lecture someone there making minimum wage. Go fuck yourself Danny

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

No.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

So what's the story?

A lady at McDonalds said to Dan "Have a Blessed Day" and he told her that he doesn't think McDonalds corporate would want you to do that. He did that corporation a big favor.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Now we are discussing if Steve Kerr will one day be President.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If "have a blessed day" bothers you then you're just a walking Caller Bob.

I'm atheist and I don't care if someone says that to me. Dan is just a piece of shit. Besides, odds are that isn't even a McDonald's corporate store. They are 90+% franchised

The person is working a miserable job for miserable pay and you're going to be an asshole to them? Fuck you Dan, go get some of Terry's cancer.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

No.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's douche-chilling. I'm sure his comment was also condescendingly paternalistic in its implicit racism, Dan's specialty. Though now I'm curious to know Dan's thoughts on Hobby Lobby and Citizens United.

Racist? Why is that?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's uber douche. Dan with his 500k paycheck lecturing some poor person working minimum wage who is trying to be polite. Dan can go fuck himself.

Just as God (if he did exist) completely fucked up and killed the wrong Belushi, he has now gone and given the wrong afternoon co-host cancer.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

McDonald's can't even get their cashiers to stop asking if you want a boy or a girl toy Happy Meal despite corporate guidelines repeatedly telling them not to.

1st of all I can't believe Dan or his family would allow "Special Sauce" to touch their lips

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Stop right there cis scum!

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

That's probably the only thing that worker does to feel good about their job.

Did Dan punch a homeless person on the way out?

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You know me like that.

How many Dollar Menu items did he get?

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Did he order a McGangBang like he likes to?

Because I bet Corporate wouldn't love that attaching to their brand either since he's so invested in McDonald's image.

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You know me like that.

It's not like the cashier got in his way on the way out, thus giving him the right to run them over with his car.

Liberal hero, Dan Bernstein, eats at McDonald's then makes some poor employee feel even worse about their job.

I'd nut on his sandwich next time he ate there. He's such a piece of shit.

It's just something only an asshole would do. Simply ungracious.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I mean, that's pretty inarguable. That said, BRick is trolling and the responders' responses are a delight.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Saying 'have a blessed day' is not being polite.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Both people are wrong. What if the worker had praised Muhammed to him?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You a fan of forcing your beliefs on others?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

not only that, but I have a boy and a girl and despite being asked that question multiple times, I have received either two "boy" toys or two "girl" toys, or most often the exact same toy in both meals...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This is so liberating...next time someone says "goodbye" to me (Godbewithye), I'm going to bitch slap him back to Bethlehem.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

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