the crazy thing i HAVENT Seen is when FARVEFAN pulled the NOSHOW at mCnuggets 80 after the threat of kicking my ass ??

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A chromosome

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Was at a house party, the 2nd floor had an exterior door with access to the roof. The roof was flat and solid enough to support MANY people.

So, this one guy comes out and is leaning on a 3-4" tree branch, looking down over the edge of the building. We tell him not to do that, and are told, "it's cool".

He is contemplating jumping/swinging on the branch and climbing into the tree. Said branch breaks and this dumbass falls 10-12 feet to the ground below. There are no lights on the side of the garage, and we may have witnessed somebody get badly hurt. None of us can see the condition of the guy.

Dumbass landed square on his back and was totally fine. Except the impact made him lose his footwear. So he was drunkenly staggering around in the dark proclaiming, "Where's my flipflop, where's my flipflop!?!?!!".

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

I watched a guy shoot up heroin, and pass out with the needle in his arm. I didn't know what I was supposed to do. Do I just leave him, or pull out the needle? Is he about to die? I let him be. He came to a minute later, and offered me a shot of the junk. I politely declined.

He died about a year later.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Had some lawn furniture thrown in a firepit.
The old Irish lady... not so much FavreFan trying to screw her but the header she took off the deck was a sight (and sound) to behold. Amazing.
Another board member tried to pick a fight with an army vet recently back from Iraq who was suffering from ptsd. Took 5 guys to hold the guy back and we probably saved the board guys life.
Frank, naked, humping an suv in the street in front of my house and then kindly running back into my house. Penis flapping the whole way.
Blue barf. Everywhere.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You're like Chris Jericho after Monday.

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Did IMU call him a fake Cubs fan too?

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was this at a John Danks party ?

as an hors d'oeuvre the hosts presented store bought bacon wrapped dates instead of making them from scratch.

another instance the person asked that i bring vermouth and bitters for manhattans. upon my arrival he never bought bourbon. there was just vodka and tequila.

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Wait ... was I around for the middle one? I know all the others of course, just not that one.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I rarely get invited to parties and when I do I always leave by 10:00, so I can't think of much. This little shit kid one time was horsing around at my son's birthday party a couple years ago. I told him he was permanently banned from my house. He begged me not to tell his mother.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

There seems to be a lot of Frank nudity talk. Did that man really infiltrate an SUV?

It was kind of like if someone dropped a very oversized pancake with a wiener from about 20' above the SUV onto its hood ... and then the pancake then shambled away into the night.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That was a long time for that drug to last.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Marquette University ROTCs were bragging about how mentally tough they were. They had been conditioned to mind over matter any situation. Someone called his bluff and challenged him to eat a turd. Several hundred dollars were raised as incentive. The whole party gathered and a benefactor took a paper plate into the bathroom. Some passed out, some gagged but none had a dry eye as the bit was eaten.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Ding

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It was like watching someone rub a used bottle brush all over an Easter ham.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm so happy I never went to Lakemoorfest.

No, you're not.

Take the NesTea challenge and attend this year, boneload.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

you need to get out more if the craziest thing you've seen at a party is a couple dudes doing blow.

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if it was in August of 2008 it could've been my brother's wedding.

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No kidding. Buncha delicate little betas in here.

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Ugie, do you know it was an 8-ball, or was it just a random bag? An 8-ball is slang for 1/8 oz. A teener is 1/16 oz.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

They crushed up a billiards 8-ball, snorted it, then looked at me like the weirdo.

Chris Kramer (then Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year) having people come off the street into his apartment during Grand Prix Week to do beer bong and then try a pogo stick on the porch.

That or Greg Oden (then 18 or 19, but looking 40) throwing a fit at a party in Indy when people were talking pictures of him at since he was under age.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I heard the reason he was upset is cause he didn't have time to take his dick out of his pants before the pix were snapped.

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Not even going to go the "OMG that's so shocking" route with this but the thing that instantly stuck out in my mind as a "what the fuck was going on in his head" thing...

A few of the people on my floor in the dorm are having people over, so there's basically a roaming around between dorm rooms party thing going on. One of the people there was a buddy of mine from high school who was totally trashed out of his mind. At one point he asks where the girls from 1st floor were (he had a thing for one, if not both of them). They were sitting on the couch right next to him, but no, he couldn't tell that.

So he goes down to the first floor and knocks on their doors for about five minutes until he realizes they aren't around. I drag him back up to my room and he sits back down on the couch, again, next to the girls. He proceeds to call one of the girls, who doesn't really understand what he's doing but answers the phone and plays along. When he asks where she is, she says at a party on 6th Floor Wilson. Knowing that's where I lived, he asks her to put me on the phone. He spends the next two minutes chewing me out for not inviting him to the party, as I'm sitting directly across from him in my room.

Needless to say, the next day he remembers none of this.

I bet that pissed the bosses off.