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Rod
 Post subject: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:16 am 
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It's not enough that Obama pardoned the terrorist, now we're naming a street after him.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:26 am 
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's not enough that Obama pardoned the terrorist, now we're naming a street after him.


it's a highway
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:36 am 
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Please elaborate, some of us can't stomach the silliness and emptiness that is the local "news" much of the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:38 am 
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Bagels wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's not enough that Obama pardoned the terrorist, now we're naming a street after him.


it's a highway

to the danger zone?

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:42 am 
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Mile 114 of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:45 am 
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Regular Reader wrote:
Please elaborate, some of us can't stomach the silliness and emptiness that is the local "news" much of the time.



Releasing Oscar Lopez Rivera was pretty controversial on its own. But these dummy aldermen couldn't wait to honor him with a street sign.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:03 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Mile 114 of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.


JERRY: What's this?

KRAMER: Well, you know, those annoying little bumps on the lane-lines?

JERRY: Isn't that some kind of safety thing?

KRAMER: Well, I had to pull 'em up if I'm gonna widen the lanes.

JERRY: What the hell are you talking about?

KRAMER: Ah, you know how in planes they got first class? More leg room, better ride? Well, I'm bringing that concept to mile one-fourteen.

ELAINE: How are you gonna widen the lanes?

KRAMER: Well you black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. So, you got any black paint?

JERRY: Yeah, in my tool shed, next to the riding mower.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
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Chicago must be the only state in the union currently represented in congress by two people who were members of domestic terrorist organizations.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
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good dolphin wrote:
Chicago must be the only state in the union currently represented in congress by two people who were members of domestic terrorist organizations.


Calling the Illinois Army National Guard a domestic terrorist organization is pretty harsh, even from you.
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
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good dolphin wrote:
Chicago must be the only state in the union currently represented in congress by two people who were members of domestic terrorist organizations.


Where does Chicago rank on the list of greatest states?
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago City Council
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Chicago must be the only state in the union currently represented in congress by two people who were members of domestic terrorist organizations.


Where does Chicago rank on the list of greatest states?


Just behind the state of confusion.

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