Nobody is impressed by your hipsterness. Losers.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

How many pots have you smoken?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What about people who say bad things are bad?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Three

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It's called cynicism, and though I have a tendency to subscribe to it when times are rough, it is a disease that kills creativity and destroys the soul. I fight it frequently and often lose.

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I have five broats

I'm talking about people who say shit like pizza sucks or the godfather sucks. That's not cynicism. That's just being a contrarian dipshit.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Vaccines suck.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh. Sorry I tried to get deep.

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Yep. Big mistake when swimming in a 3 foot pool.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The Boondock Saints sucks.

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i told you it was littered all over the internet.

the key is to find out what they say is good, and then tear them down for it. like the old IMDB Message Board days.

I believe we have a thread for these random fights

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My fiancee's sister's boyfriend is like this. Claims to hate bacon. If you want to claim that bacon is overrated, fine, there is an argument to be made there but to claim to hate it? Go fuck yourself. I want to tell him to stop being a burrito everytime he claims this but I promised my fiancee I wouldn't because he's a delicate little flower and it would cause drama. He's not a bad guy, just needs a mild ass kicking.

I'm going to need an explanation on this conclusion jump, friend.

Gay, would you just get married already?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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It's soon

you know if IMU read this and took it to heart we could have been saved a whole lot of stupid threads =P

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You and IMU should hug it out.

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if we did that he very well might end up blowing me, literally and figuratively!

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Good example

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Vacuum cleaners suck.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Deadspin by 2018 will be nothing but "the thing you think is good is actually bad" and "the thing you think is bad is actually good"

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

...So a lot more European soccer coverage, huh? =P

(The people who comment on deadspin euro soccer posts = why I never got into MLS)

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We could all use a mild ass kicking every once in a while. Everyone gets out of line sometimes

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When you're ready for yours... give me a call. I'd love to help.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

better call a couple of friends and tell the wife you will be home late

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Not bad aquatic mammal. Not bad.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014