awww look, paul feig's mini-me decided to wind up and unleash a funny!

t. THE refuse. seriously, there's no debating who the top garbage is around these parts, nappy boy!

(and "nappy boy" = think of the odd gold/ish-colored liquor here. think about waterloo and the rothschilds popping the channel to get theirs! think about a ZIGGY PIGGY! getting down at the water park! #SanDimasRULES! =)

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two things:

1) i like to think that neck-ties are an indelibly-symbolic noose [of energizer-battery-dom] around the necks of people who the idealist in me says "I WISH I COULD FREE THEM!" but the pragmatist in me says "dude i like being able to waddle to down to the convenience store and give the dude a wrinkly picture of george washington for a pastry" #CestLaVie, no?

2) if you're gonna talk about TIE fighters then anyone with at least a modicum of taste/style has to go with the TIE Interceptor > all.

think about it, not only does the thing have the quickest damn engines to get you zipping around the nearest moon/that's-not-a-moon/planet/etc like "i'd better be quick cuz i got no damn shields"-- but the thing has four laser guns on it so you can spray a veritable kaliedoscope of singular lasers, double up into a 2-pack of "dubs" </PatrickBateman>, or you could even go HAM and sync up all 4 to fire at once, that is, if you're pretty damn sure that your rather large vocabulary is strangely missing the words "miss" and "defeat" =D

seriously, any jamoche can go load up XvT [X-Wing vs Tie Fighter, a game that i must say STILL holds up to this day!] and grab an x-wing or a tie-defender (read: fast/zippy ships with 4 cannons and shields) -- but only people with legit badass STYLE have the calhones requisite to selecting the TIE Interceptor and putting their life where their mouth is in terms of saying "margin of error is for people who make errors!"

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Got to go with the chicken wing hate and or BWW. Overpriced overrated noisy bad food shit hole. Wife wants Wing Stop though and I have to go to Peoria tomorrow so may get her some if she gives me some tonight or in the AM.

Dan Bernstein

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

Bachelor parties

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Jägermeister

Beyoncé (can you belive she had kids? Look at her body, she's sooo beautiful!)

Chicken Noodle Soup

Ankle Socks

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Traveling
Doing stuff
Talking to people
Sobriety

I am not a big chicken wing fan. Boneless wings are ok.

But I cannot fathom hating prime rib.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Wow, really?

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He only says it now that Obama's out of office.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Quiche?

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You know me like that.

I'm a bit surprised that you're apparently trying to make RPBs case for him.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Ah, I can see that.

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My wife makes a great quiche.

Doc, quiche is yellow, not white.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Mancaves

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Beta CONFIRMED.

I know.

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You know me like that.

False. I genuinely don't like ribs. You feel differently and that's fine.

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Political dramas.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yup.

A real alpha doesn't need a mancave because the entire house is his to do what he wants.

Doc is right, there is no whiter food than quiche, I don't care what color it is.

Strip clubs.

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Forrest Gump, Coffee, The Olympics, Going to the beach

OKC is a good dude.

Wife got Wing Stop. I got some. Awesome twist of fate.

So.....do you hate getting some, or twists of fate?

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Leonardo DiCaprio, seriously overrated actor who only acts via awful accents and shouting

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Al Pacino

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Nirvana
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
meatless Pizza

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"