and hey, since i'm bored let's do one more take in the newper style here:
newper wrote:
I'm pretty much done with baseball these days -- I am not opposed to getting back into it, but there's just too many games and they take way too long. Should mention I am a Sox fan, not a Cubs fan.

Football / NBA / Blackhawks / NCAABB / NCAAFB / Premier League / Lacrosse / Curling
baseball - fantasy baseball is the sport of the gods; for half of the damn year its like a baseball stock market there for you to engage, consume, and ultimately figure out ways to "surf" or even "wield" it in such a way that you can utilize your superior knowledge of it to achieve [relative] success & general providence over others, which is essentially the core of "competition" as a whole. i have the most "investment" in baseball because of its fantasy counterpart, and therefore it's a no-brainer to say that i'm a baseball guy because "that's my shit right there!" -- hell, with my team [expos] banished from this plane of existence, the playoffs are actually a letdown for me compared to the last few weeks of the regular season; c'est la me, no?
Football - officially, i have a bears blog @
http://ilovesmesomebears.blogspot.com, so i'd say that "i loves me some bears" sums most of it up. anything left, uhh, unsummarized[?] is going to be fantasy football stuff, which has done it's job in terms of endearing me to the redzone channel and giving me that "investment" in a colts vs chargers game at 4:30pm on a sunday afternoon. i enjoy fantasy football and on that note i'm really glad that, by and large, draftkings and fanduel fucked off from slowly but surely taking over football broadcasts this season. "the game is to be told, not sold!" - some broke dumbass who you wouldn't want to pack a new pack of cigarettes around. --- [b]basically, it's overall a quality product that i enjoy because of that "investment" i get from fantasy football.
NBA - basketball is easily the #1 game that i'm good at IRL, so i'll always feel like basketball players are a "kindred spirit" and thus it's easier to watch random NBA basketball without the "investment" of fantasy sports than it is any other sport [please don't pay attention to me glaring at hockey while i say that =]
Blackhawks - wake me up when the playoffs start.
NCAABB - i generally only enjoy march madness because it means that all the stupid college basketball is about to go away. yeah hey rah rah rah blah blah blah have fun slapping the floor and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, mmmk?
NCAAFB - while nothing that these last 2 acronyms here intrinsically feel like they should be acronyms for some offshoot/sister organization of the NAACP, i will say that it's never a bad day when notre dame loses! naturally, i always pulled for the "convicts" in "Catholics vs Convicts" because, you know, i have a soul and whatnot =P
Premier League - literally and figuratively a league worth waking up for. go read the EuroSeason thread [if you dare] and you'll get a pretty good idea of what i'm about re: epl. as an aside i'll just say that like, i'm never going to fuck with MLS in much the same way that if i wanna hear rap i'm not gonna go grab a mixtape from a polish rapper-- even if his MC name "Yung Maciej" technically subscribes to all of the naming customs of real rappers and all that (see: Real Salt Lake and " *.* [United] FC")-- i'm gonna grab a mixtape from american rappers because america is the country where rap is fundamentally ingrained in the culture from the cradle to the grave. ergo, i feel the same way about my soccer; accept no substituts!
Lacrosse - maybe if i was gay and in college and i had a taste for athletically-husky trust fund kids? otherwise
Curling - my first proper fantasy baseball nemesis/rival was from michigan and did curling collegiality... but still, in terms of where it is in the hiearchy of sports it's kinda like playing street fighter 2 and picking dhalsim because you want a goofy super-technical challenge for the sake of having a goofy super-technical challenge. that said, there's no shame in my game of picking ryu + akuma all the time because seriously, who doesn't wanna go around spamming fireballs all day long [whether metaphorically IRL or literally in SF2] ???
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