Reading through the threads today, we have a computer programmer offering lectures on gender identity, two guys who can't even figure out an avatar arguing about the street cred of Abraham Lincoln, and a suburban soccer mom lecturing on the psychological effects of gay parents. We're clearly a bunch of blowhards throwing shit at a wall.

But what topics could we really hold our own with renowned experts on?... other than chas and military history.

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We're experts on who are real or fake Cub fans.

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Douchebag is an expert at holding a cigar.

That's not a euphism.

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Bulls trades.

Name names.

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No one knows more about everything than me.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

My comments on the national media coverage of the Cubs last year were spot on. I look forward to providing continued examples into this season. I'll be starting with the latest string of blowjobs being given to Mookie Betts, including proclaiming him a better baseball player all around over Mike Trout and simply because he is in Boston.

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JDC.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Beef

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

PIZZA RANKINGS

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McNugget consumption.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Mansplaining, white privilege, black racism

The blacks.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

High quality cheap jerseys.

Me think me do.

Disappointed Tiny didn't already recognize.

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Muffin tops

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

identifying bad sports radio.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I saw little reason to rub you dopes' collective noses in the obviousness of my extraordinary perspicacity.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Barnabyis

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Most any problem can be solved by moving.

Or going tankless.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Lies. You didn't even notice. I just hope you're not losing your touch.

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I feel like I'm an expert on narthing.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

masturbating at work?

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I'm an expert on everything so that is one topic.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Booze

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I've taught a few classes on my area of expertise but every time I prepare my notes I realize I don't know shit.

I do have a pretty good understanding of the fundamentals of an afternoon nap on weekends.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Suburban ennui.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley