we've all been there b4; it's when you're 100.0% sober and they take a look at you and internally go "oh shit it's him!" that you gotta start worrying about pulling off a castor troy or something =P

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Club in Lake Buena Vista, FL. About 5 of us, two ladies from Norway. 1 underage. We went inside and after about 5 minutes i took one ladies passport out to the other lady, and went back inside alone.

Security for this hotel dump was tight for a week night, and apparently bored. They tracked my ass in and out and busted our little party. Part time Orlando cop gives me the riot act about accessory to a felony for fake documentation or something. Took our pictures for their file and indicated we would be turned in if we ever returned.

Beni partying with the Norwegian Bikini Team and no one comments on it? This board has lost a step.

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I have been kicked out of so many places over the course of my life that I probably can't even remember half of them.

Comiskey Park (spent some time in the basement jail there)
United Center for Pat Kane's first ever Hawks game
More bars than I can count.
Johnny's Ice House for a year and a half
Masters hockey league at McFetridge for 2 years


There's probably a dozen more that I just don't remember.

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At some point, is it really worth the hassle?

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I'm guessing they were "ladies" as opposed to ladies...considering it was Lake Buena Vista.

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The Skybox was a helluva place.

Oddly the only time I got refused entry to a place was a very late night dance club/bar around Lawrence & Broadway when a drunk buddy tripped up a curb and was too drunk to really even talk. Oddly when this same buddy was at the height of his commodities accounts scam, he really made it rain at the Skybox so much that not only could he/we NOT ever get kicked out or asked to quiet down, he used to hold private parties with some of their best talent at his place. On busy nights.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That escalated quickly.

They were bonafide spinners. slight butterface issues...what do you do. Funny to think how carefree folks were about 'papers'. They would start out working for the Mouse and after the visa expired just cruise around doing odd jobs. Never heard of them getting caught. Had a Moroccan roommate that loved the large ladies and they loved him. Had to get him a bride to stay in the states. Great guy. Shittiest situation ever. The guy just bought him his first car. Had a couple of driving lessons, and was going to meet his latest conquest in Kissimmee, but didn't know how to get there. I told him he could follow me, which he did. For all you young drivers out there, yellow light ahead means slow down as RED is a comin. He didn't get that and crushed the back of my VW Rabbit. Did some damage to his front end, but my car couldn't be driven. I got him to give me a paycheck's worth of money a week before I had to leave for the damage, tied a towing rope to that ring on the back of the car attached to the frame, and gave myself whiplash as I gunned that sucker 15ft. to adjust the back of the car enough so the back of the frame stopped hitting the tires. good times. Mustafa Azrour. Hope you found yourself a good fat bride.

I have way to many stories to pick just one

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I think we all learned something about everyone in this thread. And confirmed other suspicions.

Soaring Eagle in Mt. Pleasant.
Counting Cards.
I was dumb and 21 and my friends and I were trying the MIT system but were way too obvious about it. It was actually not my fault, it was my idiot friend who was being obvious about it.

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The Skybox was great because around 7 years ago the "S" light was out and instead it was the KY Box