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Nas

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:57 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Nas wrote:

My oldest daughter got accepted to one of the Selective Enrollment high schools on her list and pretty much every other high school we applied to. I'm excited but now we have to make some tough decisions.

You have one starting HS and one on the way? You like to keep things interesting Mr Nas.

No I don't. I was literally devastated for at least a couple of weeks when I found out. I will have grandkids before this kid is 18. I definitely didn't want that. God had a different plan.

May I suggest one of those medical procedures they're always hawking around the NCAA tournament?

I'm pretty sure I will go this route.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:36 pm

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Nas wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Nas wrote:

You have one starting HS and one on the way? You like to keep things interesting Mr Nas.

No I don't. I was literally devastated for at least a couple of weeks when I found out. I will have grandkids before this kid is 18. I definitely didn't want that. God had a different plan.

May I suggest one of those medical procedures they're always hawking around the NCAA tournament?

I'm pretty sure I will go this route.

You will defy the odds. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:38 pm

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:41 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Nas wrote:

You have one starting HS and one on the way? You like to keep things interesting Mr Nas.

No I don't. I was literally devastated for at least a couple of weeks when I found out. I will have grandkids before this kid is 18. I definitely didn't want that. God had a different plan.

May I suggest one of those medical procedures they're always hawking around the NCAA tournament?

I'm pretty sure I will go this route.

You will defy the odds. :lol:

I'm afraid that you may be right. If one slipped by I may kill myself.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:25 pm

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I mean at this point, what's one more? You avoided twins at least.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:47 am

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I have an internal job interview tomorrow for a position I have been working towards for 10 years. It's been a lot of work to get to
this point and I sincerely hope it goes well. There are 2 spots and 3 people interviewing.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:49 am

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good luck man. make good eye contact, keep a pleasant expression on your face. have two tree key points you want to make and keep circling back to those in your answers.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:50 am

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Congratulations on the promotion.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:51 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Awesome, good luck in your new position.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:52 am

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Nas wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Congratulations on the promotion.

I like your confidence Nas and Hawg

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:54 am

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Best of luck to you!

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:54 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Nas wrote:

You have one starting HS and one on the way? You like to keep things interesting Mr Nas.

No I don't. I was literally devastated for at least a couple of weeks when I found out. I will have grandkids before this kid is 18. I definitely didn't want that. God had a different plan.

My old man has the same thing. He had another one when I was 16.

I was 26 when my half brother was born.

My dad was young when I was born, and when he told me about the kid, my first response was, "Holy Shit, you're going to be 65 when that kid graduates from high school".

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:55 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Tell them you'll talk the smaller office.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:59 am

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wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:05 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Or listen to the great Chicago Fanatics Review podcast.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:05 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Yeah, he is going to have a starting 5 I believe. I don't think he has named their positions yet though.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:06 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Yeah, he is going to have a starting 5 I believe. I don't think he has named their positions yet though.

Not quite. I can play a boys vs girls 2 on 2 now.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:07 am

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Yeah, he is going to have a starting 5 I believe. I don't think he has named their positions yet though.

Not quite. I can play a boys vs girls 2 on 2 now.

Matter of time, I was thinking ahead.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:08 am

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Oh man, you are a glutton for punishment. :lol:

I offered the wife a couple years ago since I forgot how horrible newborns are. Thankfully she declined.

Congrats. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:10 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Yeah, he is going to have a starting 5 I believe. I don't think he has named their positions yet though.

Not quite. I can play a boys vs girls 2 on 2 now.

Matter of time, I was thinking ahead.

I increased the odds that someone will like me at the end of my life. A nursing home may not be in my future.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:11 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

Oh man, you are a glutton for punishment. :lol:

I offered the wife a couple years ago since I forgot how horrible newborns are. Thankfully she declined.

Congrats. :lol:

I hate the sound of babies. I have to relearn how to not hate 1.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:11 am

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

wait, what? Nas has another kid coming? I don't read this thread very often...

Yeah, he is going to have a starting 5 I believe. I don't think he has named their positions yet though.

Not quite. I can play a boys vs girls 2 on 2 now.

Matter of time, I was thinking ahead.

I increased the odds that someone will like me at the end of my life. A nursing home may not be in my future.

My advice, just don't piss them all off.

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:39 am

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Douchebag wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Tell them you'll talk the smaller office.

T-Bone, we would love to hire you, but...

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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:40 am

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Douchebag wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Tell them you'll talk the smaller office.

Good luck with that advice T-Bone.

Best wishes to you. Thoughts and prayers for the move up and corresponding raise.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:38 pm

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Kinda took the half assed approach to new pet ownership. I started feeding the four cats that have appropriated my backyard. My son decided to name the two largest, meanest ones Omar and Snoop.

I didn't even know he watched The Wire :lol:

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:39 pm

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I have a friend who now has adopted a pet pig.
It's pretty big. Couple hundred pounds.
Anyway he named it Piggy Smalls.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:19 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I have a friend who now has adopted a pet pig.
It's pretty big. Couple hundred pounds.
Anyway he named it Piggy Smalls.

Do they keep it inside?

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:51 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I have a friend who now has adopted a pet pig.
It's pretty big. Couple hundred pounds.
Anyway he named it Piggy Smalls.

Do they keep it inside?

Yes. As far as I know.

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:03 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I have a friend who now has adopted a pet pig.
It's pretty big. Couple hundred pounds.
Anyway he named it Piggy Smalls.

I knew FF was lonely, but this is ridiculous.

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:31 pm

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