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 Post subject: Shia Lebeouf!!!
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so yeah our guy shia lebeouf decided to do some "art exhibit" called http://www.hewillnotdivide.us which is basically a webcam outside of the museum of motion pictures in manhattan with words on the wall that say HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US, and i presume that everyone is supposed to show up for the next 4 years and chant "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!" as a perpetual protest of donald trump.

obviously, you know NYPD loves this because they gotta keep a unit over there a whole bunch because of the obvious..... that shia lebeouf can't handle the banter and will end up getting arrested for assaulting the haters.

internet aristocrat put up a video today that covers most of the good stuff from the first few days, and shia lebeouf getting arrested for assaulting a hater = perfect way to cap off the video!

obviously what passes for "art" nowadays is beyond a fucking joke (seriously, jackson pollock has legit skills compared to a lot of people nowadays) but yeah... seriously, no way this thing lasts four years, right? how long do you think it will go?

and, of course, the fundamental irony of people going out of their way to chant HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US for 4 years straight @ trump = holy shit, am i the only one who sees how fundamentally ironic and retarded this whole deal is? at the very least you're trying to claim that everyone's naturally anti-trump except he came in and divided people and i mean, as a trump-enjoyer (not to be confused with a trump-supporter) i mean.... wow. where's skip bayless and the prisoners of the moment to play a much needed live show when you REALLY need them?

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Thoughts on this, Sini?

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Thoughts on this, Sini?

https://youtu.be/l161Qqc5lUk


you can tell that he thought up some rhymes b4 he went into the studio, but overall he seemed pretty good at it. it'd help him out if he could say anything other than hyping himself up.

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"He Will Not Divide Us," pfft, we still can't even get the Hillary dead-enders to fall in line.

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so yeah our guy shia lebeouf decided to do some "art exhibit" called http://www.hewillnotdivide.us which is basically a webcam outside of the museum of motion pictures in manhattan with words on the wall that say HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US, and i presume that everyone is supposed to show up for the next 4 years and chant "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!" as a perpetual protest of donald trump.

obviously, you know NYPD loves this because they gotta keep a unit over there a whole bunch because of the obvious..... that shia lebeouf can't handle the banter and will end up getting arrested for assaulting the haters.

internet aristocrat put up a video today that covers most of the good stuff from the first few days, and shia lebeouf getting arrested for assaulting a hater = perfect way to cap off the video!

obviously what passes for "art" nowadays is beyond a fucking joke (seriously, jackson pollock has legit skills compared to a lot of people nowadays) but yeah... seriously, no way this thing lasts four years, right? how long do you think it will go?

and, of course, the fundamental irony of people going out of their way to chant HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US for 4 years straight @ trump = holy shit, am i the only one who sees how fundamentally ironic and retarded this whole deal is? at the very least you're trying to claim that everyone's naturally anti-trump except he came in and divided people and i mean, as a trump-enjoyer (not to be confused with a trump-supporter) i mean.... wow. where's skip bayless and the prisoners of the moment to play a much needed live show when you REALLY need them?



That's great. Who would have thought inviting people to get on camera with not monitor 24 hours a day in NYC would lead to hijinks?

Shi is nuts but I really do think he is an artist. He doesn't just sit back in some gated mansion only appearing to take on bubble gum roles when they come his way. He takes on oddball shit where he puts himself out there for abuse. Now, I think has been kind of douchey ever since I saw he and his mom on the behind the scenes cut of the Project Greenlight movie he did, but at least he is courageous in his art.

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 Post subject: Re: Shia Lebeouf!!!
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i think i just heard that sam hyde is showing up tomorrow (saturday) at 3pm [eastern]??? if so get your popcorn ready!

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 Post subject: Re: Shia Lebeouf!!!
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Shi is nuts but I really do think he is an artist. He doesn't just sit back in some gated mansion only appearing to take on bubble gum roles when they come his way. He takes on oddball shit where he puts himself out there for abuse. Now, I think has been kind of douchey ever since I saw he and his mom on the behind the scenes cut of the Project Greenlight movie he did, but at least he is courageous in his art.


you know, after seeing that freestyle rap video of his.... man, it's not like he's cognitively stupid or anything. he seems like he's a pretty darn *fingersnap* guy who has a solid head on his shoulders...

...that said, seeing some of his "if i go 100% dadaist maybe they'll call it a pollock" attempts at "art" i can't help but sit here and think that the dude is misguided... well-intentioned** but definitely misguided. prolly has something to do with living in a bubble of hollywood/$ucce$$/etc to the extent where "[he] likes to think that [his] shit don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see..."

ergo, someday if there's ever a formal/proper sinicalypse shirt it's gonna have the caption/slogan "untainted by success since 2004"

** = that parasitic-host/grandpa of mine always used to tell me that "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" (for what little it's worth)

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 Post subject: Re: Shia Lebeouf!!!
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welp, after the NYC thing went down he tried doing it in albuquerque new mexico, but that lasted like 3 days until gunshots went off in the distance and it was taken down. the he tried putting up a flag in an "undisclosed location" and welp, the internet got to work. (3 min video there that shows how they did this and idk about you, but i couldn't help but just kind of have this perma-grin as i watched over my morning cigarette and coffee =)

that video leads you to here (big image) and here's an actual video of the, uhhh, division i guess?

of course, mister metokur (internet aristocrat) had some nice words about this whole "he will not divide us" thing to put it in proper perspective

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The internet is amazing. I want you to imagine this. You are a rich celebrity who has starred in numerous hit films. Fans from around the world adore you, the press treat you like a god, your life is damn near perfect. One day you decide you want to do an art project to protest the recent Presidential election. What could possibly go wrong?

So you come up with the idea of holding a 4 year long livestream declaring that you will not be divided. The papers praise it, news outlets say how avant garde it is, you just know it will increase your stardom even further than it had been before. You work out a deal with an art museum, get the camera set up, and prepare to be hailed as a genius.

But then something unexpected happens; the internet. At first it's just some light mockery on social media and a few out of the way imageboards but soon that snowballs into people showing up in person to troll. For the first few days you hold out fairly well; trying your best not to let it bother you. However as each day passes you get slightly more angry. You start to fray a bit around the edges and it begins to show.

This only encourages the trolls. Now people are actively watching your project not for its message but to see you have a breakdown. And eventually that happens. You snap, you get physical with one of the trolls from the internet and the museum pulls the plug. But remember you are a celebrity; you can't take no for an answer.

You decide you won't let those evil frog loving nazis win so you come up with a plan B. You move the exhibit halfway across the country to a smaller venue. Surely it'll be safe there?

Wrong.

It takes only mere hours this time for the trolls to show up whereas the first attempt it had taken days. Once again they begin to taunt you and mock your art. Then suddenly just a few days in, gunshots. Once again your exhibit gets the boot.

So what now? They just keep showing up. How do you stop that from happening? You formulate a new approach. This time you are going to have it be a silent exhibit, no details on the location, just a flag, a camera, and nothing else. Checkmate internet assholes. What can they possibly do now?

Well apparently they can use the position of the sun, the wind, car noises, animal noises, and airplanes overhead to pinpoint the exact location of your flag - hop the fence guarding it - and run a MAGA shirt and hat up it. All in the span of 36 hours.

You are Shia Labeouf and being you is suffering

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Agree or disagree, that's pretty fucking fantastic that they were able to track down that specific flagpole.

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He should be cool about it and continue to play along with more and more elaborate games. Put a similar flag in another field but keep a person armed with a paintball gun in a blind. If he really wanted performance art in response to republicans he could put the flag in a field in a stand your ground type state.

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Agree or disagree, that's pretty fucking fantastic that they were able to track down that specific flagpole.


That is crazy and only reinforces that MANY people on the internet have nothing better to do.

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This is the same dope who claims he was raped during one of his one man art pieces a few years ago. I realize we should always believe the victim...but...

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/n ... y-art-show

Shia LaBeouf art show collaborators speak out about his alleged rape
British artist Luke Turner and Finnish artist Nastja Säde Rönkkö tweet to say they intervened and stopped the incident during #IAMSORRY show

Monday 1 December 2014 10.55 EST First published on Sunday 30 November 2014 07.51 EST
Two artists who collaborated with the actor Shia LaBeouf on an art project called #IAMSORRY have spoken out about his alleged rape during the performance earlier this year.

In an interview with Dazed magazine, LaBeouf wrote that a woman had raped him during one performance of the piece at a Los Angeles art gallery in February.

“One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for 10 minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me.”

His collaborators, British artist Luke Turner and Finnish artist Nastja Säde Rönkkö, said they had intervened as soon as they became aware of the incident and “put a stop to it”.

Both artists posted the same statements on Twitter on Sunday, which they described as “important clarifications” about the art project.

“Nowhere did we state that people could do whatever they wanted to Shia during #IAMSORRY.

“As soon as we were aware of the incident starting to occur, we put a stop to it and ensured that the woman left.”

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4chan's /pol/ board is literally weaponized autism

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He relocated it to Liverpool and it lasted all of 24 hours. People scaled a fucking 5 story roof to get it.

Once again, weaponized Autism is hilarious and this is the greatest game of capture the flag ever played.

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He relocated it to Liverpool and it lasted all of 24 hours. People scaled a fucking 5 story roof to get it.

Once again, weaponized Autism is hilarious and this is the greatest game of capture the flag ever played.


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http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

It's back on! Season 9 in Poland!

Watch the shit show live. This shit being in Poland, a country that embraces nationalism, hates Muslims, and doesn't give a fuck about social justice means that this one will be epic.

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