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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:19 pm

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Somehow the gun thread Darko posted got me thinking about warrants and that got me thinking about this turd from Transformers 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTkxuudy8yw

"My face is my warrant!"

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:32 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:18 pm

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Pop quiz hotshot...

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:20 pm

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Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:24 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:24 pm

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I said, put the bunny back in the box.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:06 am

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denisdman wrote:

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

This.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:15 am

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Bill Paxton's character wishing Randy Quaid's character "good luck, buddy!" as he faces certain death in Independence Day.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:21 am

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I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating...and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:02 am

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:30 am

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W_Z wrote:

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating...and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:13 am

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Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:24 am

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:34 pm

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:31 pm

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Surprised Spaulding hasn't given us "I used to fuck guys like you in prison," "Pain don't hurt," or "I thought you'd be bigger."

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:32 pm

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Worst Movie Lines Ever

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:49 pm

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Pretty much any script drafted by Michael Bay has to have some top ten all time worst lines ever.

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