I mean what the fuck man. Just throw salt on your fucking fries. They aren't great still but that'll fuckin do pig, that'll do. It's not rocket science and surgery and shit. Second time in a couple years I've had them and I'm prettyfucked up right now. Doesn't take much for a decent fast food bite. Just throw some fucking salt on your fries dickheads.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm fucked up too.

Grab me a whopper with cheese and bacon and 10 sets of tacos please. That should last me until 5am.

Always, always get the onion rings instead of the fries at BK.

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This used to always be my BK strategy. That said, they are always changing shit around with the fries and stuff and I have not been there in a long time. Have they changed the rings at all?

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i think the rings have pretty much remained the same.

but don't do burger king when you're fucked up. treat yourself to something nice...like white castle.

White Castle sliders and rings was on my drunk eating rotation. That and a burrito joint in the area were tops I'd guess with a "Nicky's" type burger and hot dog joint rounding out the top three.

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BK had introduced their new crinkle-cut "Satisfries" a couple of years ago, and they were outstanding. Sure enough, the cocksuckers got rid of them and went back to the crud they currently offer. People probably bitched that the Satisfries cost 20 cents more.

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Fully supported. Worst fast food fries out there.

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The fries I can agree, but I love a Double Whopper with cheese.

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I was impressed with that Angry Whopper...not sure they still offer it.

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Fries are bad, I completely agree. Can't get too mad at a place that will make you a Whopper for breakfast though. When I go to BK
I know to just order the sandwich and not any sides.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I love the fries. Get the Zesty sauce.

They're awesome.

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You know me like that.

Also, BK has the best tasting Heinz ketchup packets.

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So many BK are hit or miss. Same with the fries. But the safer bet is the onion rings anyway.

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Burger King > McDonalds

At least on the burgers. Yes, the BK fries suck.

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I have been known to go to BK for the burger and drive across the street to McDonalds for the fries.

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You're the only one.

Onion rings and zesty sauce is the winning combination.

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I was fucked up at Hooters and still couldn't get myself to order food from there.

Get some standards guys. Burger King is just about the worst place to get food from.

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Snob

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I remember going to El Gallo de Oro (or El Gonorrhea as some people called it) on 63rd. Oof...

Do you spill fries like you spill drinks, FF?

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BK fries are one of the worst fast food options.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's the one.

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I just had a Whopper JR. and the "chef" put ketchup & mustard on it.

Where is quality control???

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Is it logically possible that this is one of the worst threads in the history of the board while simultaneously being one of FF's best threads ever?

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back in the day of the 99 cent whopper, bk excelled. its horrible now. is rule #1 of chicken fry making "give it another go around in the fryer until every drop of moisture in the chicken is gone"?

People that browbeat minimal wage workers about the quality of the fast food, and those that lecture them on the use of "blessed day" would be my 1st two groups to enter the gas champers, if I was in charge of a brand new Utopian society.

Anyone who gets fries at BK gets what they deserve.

Nomination rejected.

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Anyone who gets fries at BK gets what they deserve.

Nomination rejected.

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