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 Post subject: Re: Quad City Pat.
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So Matthew McConaughey could have turned out to look like Quad City Pat, huh. I'd have watched True Tweeter where he and Scott From Davenport solve mysteries.

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I thought that was Donald Trump.

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I thought that was Donald Trump.


It is Trump. Thought it looked like him. So he shows her old shirtless pictures of Trump and she curses like a sailor as a teenager. Less weird, but still weird.
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for starters. there are bad parts of rock island but there aren't hardly any bars there. We are foster parents here locally, i wonder if i know this guy somehow.
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for starters. there are bad parts of rock island but there aren't hardly any bars there. We are foster parents here locally, i wonder if i know this guy somehow.

Just go stand outside a mosque and wait for him and his crew to show up and you'll find out .

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for starters. there are bad parts of rock island but there aren't hardly any bars there. We are foster parents here locally, i wonder if i know this guy somehow.

Just go stand outside a mosque and wait for him and his crew to show up and you'll find out .

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the state of illinois says he makes $90k per year, discuss :roll:
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thats quite a lot for a dcfs worker here. (i don't know which dept he actually works for) i know a guy who is a investigator/case worker who has been doing it for almost 25 years who doesn't make 90k a year. i was very intrigued when we took our first child in and began asking him a ton of questions as to why he does what he does. it certainly wasn't money. he said he makes about 55-60k per year.
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by the way, if he's an investigator in scott county (IOWA) he can't really be in Illinois with a "file". as in, if he's staking out a house or making a visit, he can't do that across state lines by himself.
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by the way, if he's an investigator in scott county (IOWA) he can't really be in Illinois with a "file". as in, if he's staking out a house or making a visit, he can't do that across state lines by himself.


i just searched the name some weirdo provided earlier in the thread, so that came up in the illinois payroll database. could be a different guy
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yeah the guy who emailed someone i guess emailed the scott county office.
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:lol: What an objectively ugly human being.

Yeah but his mere presence stopped a likely rape and intimidated 4 black dudes from even thinking of knocking the shit out of him so theres that.


How do you know they were black?



The story clearly isn't true, but as he dreamed it up the guys in the car are obviously supposed to be racist Nazi white supremacists emboldened by the election of Donald J. Trump.

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if its a seedy part of rock island, its not 4 white guys harassing a black lady.
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"I will end you"

IS. THAT. A. THREAT??

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"I will end you"

IS. THAT. A. THREAT??

I guess he's seen Good Will Hunting too.

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badrogue17 wrote:
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"I will end you"

IS. THAT. A. THREAT??

I guess he's seen Good Will Hunting too.


Hey rogue.

It's not your fault.

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I think I could believe it remotely.

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As him if he likes apples. Use a Quad City Dr Ken twitter burn account. I am sure that will get his attention.

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I'm pretty sure loyalty isn't the foremost trait Scorpios are known for.

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I dunno, this Scorpio believes in doing what's best for your family.

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This guy is married? I wonder if his wife knows he plays grab-ass with blue-haired girls on Twitter all day long.

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This guy is married? I wonder if his wife knows he plays grab-ass with blue-haired girls on Twitter all day long.



I will end you.

I need to work this phrase into my rotation. Seems like it would be a real conversation starter.

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I will end you.

I need to work this phrase into my rotation. Seems like it would be a real conversation starter.


But which syllable to emphasize for proper effect?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I will end you.

I need to work this phrase into my rotation. Seems like it would be a real conversation starter.

Almost as good as RPB's train buddy that says I will cut you in half!

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I will end you.

I need to work this phrase into my rotation. Seems like it would be a real conversation starter.


But which syllable to emphasize for proper effect?


I would emphasize the "I" so there is no mistake about who will end them.

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