Nas wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Saying I'm racist against Goff would be like saying I'm racist against Oreos because I only fuck with Double Stuf.
What does that mean?
First of all it's me having a little fun with the term "Oreo" as it's often applied to, say, Russell Wilson.... Even tho I don't mean it in that regard in terms of the metspgor/analogy here I have to admit that I figured I'd catch some shit from."those who have minds to know" cuz the metaphor/analogy was technivslly a double entendre insomuch as I poked just the tiniest bit of fun at the whole "Jason from Evanston talking about brothers in white shirts on Chicago Ave" thing even tho he recently copped to having to date a chick from Oak Park to find out about "the other side of Austin Ave"
Personally, I used to refer to turning right on Augusta from Austin as "The Death Star Trench Run" so I've been known to say "cover me Wedge, I'm going in!!" whenever I'd enter "the other side of Austin Ave" via Augusta #TheMoreYouKmow!
What I really meant was that I've said for a long time that Goff is too "vanilla" of a show host, like he read the book "Sports talk radio show hosting for dummies" and like, you know, because he's a balck guy he has to play Christmas in Hollis around Christmas time cuz that's just what you do. I've long maintained that Santa's Rap by the Treacherous Three is the better Christmas rap song, so in terms of Goff hosting shows I wish he was more "Treacherous Three" than "Run DMC."
Now I reckon many/most will see this as a race thing (especially the T3 > DMC part) but really it's not. It's more meaning that I wish Goff was just like... You know, smarter / cooler / deeper / etc as opposed to "inherently populist for the sake of attempting to have an identity" -- ERGO, in that regard we come back to me saying that Goff is more of an Oreo (plain/regular/standard) while I only fuck with Double Stuf (doubling down on the good shit like you know, I'll see your Run DMC [Oreos] and raise you some ,
fat boy beats / fat boy rhymes like netherworlds in the cut (motherfucker what?!)[Double Stuf]--- see, netherworlds' "Pals" LP is an old LP from Chicago underground hip hop label Galapagos 4 and like, metaphorically speaking, I'm all about those fat boy beats + rhymes accrued from years of eating double Stuf (and as an overweight dude since the 4th grade you know, I don't ever buy regular Oreos.... Only double stufs or special flavors or fudge coated ones... I want those fat boy beats / fat boy rhymes....
But Goff would just be like "I'm gonna give everyone regular Oreos cuz that way you're gonna get that mass appeal without losing anyone by trying to trick out your sandwich cookie all "15 pieces of flair" style in office space" ---- and see the difference between Goff and, say, tannehill is that you know that at least DJ COSMROKS has mass appeal on vinyl, even tho he ain't gonna pop up.on air acting like some guru from.gsngstarr like BEHOLD MY JAZZMATAZZ!!!! you know what I'm saying?
Of course, I don't expect to most here to believe that I only said Oreo/double-stuf as a superficial troll-job to catch ppl who wanna call me racist like I'm seriously challenging Goff's blackness, even tho given my "racist" status here u know, seriously, I did want to see if I could bait people into a stereotype ("sini is racist") that's just as easy as saying, oh I don't know, "Goff is an Oreo" --- because you know the door swings both ways... And by some MC Escher type WTF?? both directions of swinging hit my ass on the way out!
TLDR= lol @ anyone who really thought I was daft enough to think I was "clever" enough to "get away with" calling Goff an Oreo in a "lol ur racist if you don't like Goff" thread -- the joke's literally + figuratively on you cuz I just wanted to say that I wished Goff was cooler + better at radio/life/etc cuz he sure does TALK a good game, eh? =]
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