JORR, I see you are writing articles for USA Today now:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/co ... /99696684/

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Airline passengers are treated like cattle.

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While we're re-instating dress codes, why not kick the "stewards" out of the cabin and the women out of the cockpit?

Make planes great again!

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They where flying on employee passes. You have to dress in a business manner. I have flown this way several times,mostly to Florida from Chicago. Suits on the flight then right to the mens room to change into cabana wear.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

People have no manners. More people should be turned away from the gate.

Agree. An airplane is not your bedroom.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Some piece of shit on a flight I was on a while back, started clipping their nails. I fucking shit you not.

Some guy on one of my recent flights took a dump in the aisle. Said he didn't want to walk all the way to the bathroom.

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As long as you have good hygiene and aren't annoying then I can't think of a reason for caring about what you're wearing. Oh and your clothes can't smell too.

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If you use a buddy pass, then obey the dress code that comes with your non-rev ticket

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It's a slippery slope though. We didn't go from suits and ties to sweatpants and shower shoes without some stops in between.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

what? I'm in a suit right now and seriously plan to exchange this suffocating shit for some freshly washed sweats and a t shirt in about 20 minutes. Trust me if I boarded a plane afterwards no one is going to hold their noses. I don't do shower shoes. If you're implying that someone smells like ass when wearing sweats and shower shoes then the same could be said of people in business clothes, thought it'd be discordant. It's all about the hygiene and state of your clothes to me.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Yoga pants, sports bro and old-school metal golf spikes for me.


It is a sight.

Airlines these days treat their passengers like Greyhound passengers.

If you're upset that people aren't dressed up, you can afford to hire a charter.

#1%problems

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I'm not allowed to leave the country.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No, I mean dress and behavior on flights have simultaneously gotten more and more casual.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

As a direct result of airline policies and behavior.

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So has everything. I have a picture of an old game at Wrigley on my wall right now and everyone is wearing dresses and suits with ties and hats. What's the point man?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Suits are but one way that the rich and powerful enslave us. It's a shame to see JORR carry the water for them.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Are we really gonna do this again? I guess it could be fun.

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You sick masochistic bastard.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It beats Trump talk.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

There are alternatives to flying that have now become superior from a time and money standpoint. Cars have gotten nicer, planes have gotten miserable. People keep making stupid decisions to fly to St Louis or even Minneapolis it's not my problem. If your trip is less than ~500 miles and doesn't cross an ocean you're an idiot to fly.

True.

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What if you absolutely, positively have to be there?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Flying isn't bad if you spend the money for economy plus.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I won't let another air travel thread go by without again noting that Boston Logan, by far, has the most passengers who look and smell like shit. These motherfuckers roll right out of bed, smoke a few cigarettes, and decide to board a three-hour flight.

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Boston is a filthy place filled with filthy, repulsive people. There ought to be mandatory tubal ligations in junior high, but I suspect that would only put a dent in the teenage pregnancy statistics.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I can get to Detroit in 4 hours and it'll cost me about $30 in gas. I pack a snack and drinks when I do distance drives and if I cruise control at 80 mph I get there in one tank, so no stopping.

Getting to O'Hare, dealing with the typical O'Hare nightmares, sitting through an hour long flight, waiting for luggage and finding/getting a ride to wherever I'm going to in Detroit will take 4 hours easily. Its about $50 gas/depreciation/tirewear to get to Detroit, so less than half what an airfare would be unless I got a stellar deal. I also dont have to be stuffed between two obese whales and listen to people's children screaming in my car.