Furious Styles

What is going on here, fellas? Is this what we've come to?

I mean, sure, Furious is a great guy... one of the best on the board. He'd probably do anything for any of us. He probably even buys drinks IRL.

But is that what we want? Grilled cheese and tomato soup? Do we really want a leader who is beloved by all and hated by none?

These are frightening times. MSFMB is breathing down our necks. CFMB was recently knocked out for well over a day at the hands of an unknown, faceless organization. JORR appears to be deteriorating mentally and Nas and Seacrest are nowhere to be found.

This is no time for beer summits or friendly handshakes or "great guys." Right now, we need a leader who is volatile and unpredictable. We need a leader who can drink a bit too much and get out of control. And lastly, we need a leader who can type instead of using their index finger.

Consider your vote carefully. Our future is at stake.

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Furious

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Well, that backfired quickly.

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Furious

Nah you convinced me. LEASH.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

leashyourkids

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You're dead to me. Again.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Leash.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Well played, Don.

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IN-surance nerds gotta stick together.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Don we really want this Naperville-based east coast elitist representing the board? Goddamn carpetbagger.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Wow... I thought he was a good guy, but now I'm starting to wonder. Maybe there's literally no redeeming qualities for this guy.

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No; I just theorize that, should the situation arise, I would have a larger win probability over him rather than you.

Don't tell him I said that though.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Fellow carpetbagger:

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

LEASH

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My guy!

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Fake news! I was born and raised in Illinois! Change libel laws?

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Pity vote ... like when they gave Malone the MVP instead of Jordan.

#2017

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Leash

FurSty

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Not a mult.

My Rush brother!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

So was HRC, dipshit.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I still live here, ya cockwagon.

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leash was only kind of born in Illinois.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Furious was born outside of Rockford. Which is worse?

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I give you guys both credit for overcoming great odds.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This is fake news. I was born at Rockford Memorial Hospital, inside the city limits of Rockford IL.

Is there nothing he won't stoop to?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley