Anybody who unironically claims they're a certain way because of their zodiac sign should be ended.

Has this guy always been a total joke or is this a new development?

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He did start as a regular contributor to the Boers and Bernstein Show...but it appears he is one of those people that social media--particularly twitter--has "outed" as an insufferable, cretinous, compulsively lying douche.

so he's "famous" for being a repeated caller to a sports talk show. and he's parlayed that notoriety into becoming a Twitter asshole. makes sense

His badassery never takes a day off. He's so woke defending black women from hordes of unwanted male suitors of undetermined ethnicity and yet just his mere presence is enough to beat down those attempting to throw shade at his wife!! Renaissance man all the way.

Patrick (@QuadCityPat)
3/26/17, 5:31 PM
@elonjames ie: today, my wife was having some issues parallel parking, dude in bar was laughing at her, 16 points to him and says square up

Patrick (@QuadCityPat)
3/26/17, 5:36 PM
@elonjames Of course when all 6'2" 240 of me got out and looked directly at dude, he decided laughing at my wife was a bad idea

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What is this pansy ass doing let his wife drive him around on Sunday afternoon. Betas I give you a Gamma.

The next time Quad City Pat is in a bar and a family member of his is struggling to parallel-park, I want him, too, to start listening to "Don't Stop Believin'" but for some reason not get to finish.

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Seriously?
I'd buy he was laughing at pats doughy ass and when he got out and saw the rest of him he stopped laughing cause he thought he was special.

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when i was in the city i always enjoyed a bad parallel parking effort... especially if it was in front of a windowed resturants... usually every table facing the window would give a bronx cheer when they finally parked.

as for QCP, if this was the first tweet of his i had seen i would have assumed he was doing a bit. what a loon

Write your own ending!

I hate those assholes that are behind you, see you are trying to parallel park and purposely don't give you room. Fuck those people too.

Does Pat think this is especially large, or something? Like, when you're 6'4"+, I get specifically mentioning your exact height when telling a story, because we don't usually see other people interact with people of that height or larger. So yeah, when you're 6'5", go ahead and say "My 6'5" frame towered over the dude." But 6'2" is barely discernible from 6' even.

Is he 6' 2" 240 like a college linebacker, or is he 6' 2" 240 like a fifty year old oaf?

Anybody who has to tell you what a badass he is, is not a badass. Not even close. I have a buddy who is a real ass-kicker. He was a Marine, and he has a couple black belts. In twenty five years of knowing this guy, I have never heard him talk like Quad City Oaf did.

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Why does this guy think implying that he would be get into a fight with people on the street because they laughed at his wife is a good look?

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Yeah, George was right. Backing in is the only way, the other approach is just lazy.

Completely agree. Really annoying when they pull up behind you and don't let you parallel park.

It is almost certainly the latter. No one is shitting themselves in fear over the sight of the latter. Also, as JLN said, 6' 2" is not shockingly, intimidatingly tall.



Leery is another person who doesn't seem to understand this. The same also goes (and also applies to Leery) for people who constantly have to tell you how much of a ladies man they are.

People usually outgrow these things by the time they are out of their 20s.

You tell me . I'd be afraid of him but not for the reason he thinks . Warning : You cant unsee this .

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Why would he wear that type of bathing suit?

The fact that this thread hasn't lost steam makes me so happy, I thought I was an odd duck for thinking he was such a bellend.

My favorite quad city pat moment was how he was silent during the Bernstein boob fiasco.

He lives (on Twitter) for moments where he can white knight for a WOC.
I was hoping one of his intersectionality professional Twitter personalities he (as a very astute and hilarious poster claimed earlier itt that he was a findom for)
Follows caught wind of DB's comments and seen where the pasty drunkards loyalties were gonna go.
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Oh! also how he thought how he was gonna get a #blacktwitter membership by telling a tale of how when the fist black family moved into his neighborhood his mom brought them a lasagne.

((Also I'm not a mult, I had a username with a few posts from years back forgot the credentials.))

Just a lame lurker who couldn't help commiserating.
Thank you, drive through

I guess big mouthed gingers reside outside urban centers as well

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Keyana has been lighting up up lately.

Here's the other tweet Keyana posted , Chief. Now that I think about it , I wonder if Pat is tweeting during work hours , surely that has to be against state rules no?

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Square up.

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he's telling guys to suck his dick ?

I wonder if his boss (who he claims knows about his Twitter) supports those 2...

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Aspiring mouth rapist Quad City Pat.

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