Melky already increasing his marketability

It won't be long until the Giants come calling for Robertson AND Melky. We better start looking at their minor league talent

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Quintana is garbage. Trade him for the best offer tonight.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This team sucks.

When does Bears training camp start?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Sorry Schwarber is no longer on the table.

(He's probably at some table though)

Losing Pitcher Jose Quintana.

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I've always agreed with JORR and FF that Quintana is just a guy.

Gets a 1-0 lead and proceeds to give it away immediately. It's just what he does.

Not a winner.

And Jorr has cursed Quintana. The king of Spring Training getting lit up today.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Typical. Staked to a lead, gives it right back and then some. His career in a nutshell. He had a great spring though.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I've been suspecting PEDs for a while now.

This is the wrong thread to discuss today's game. Opening Day was yesterday. You don't get two Opening Days. Jerry gave this year's away in the interest of selling more concessions.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Our DH is some guy named Cody Asche, and he has a career OPS of .635... going to be a fun year!

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

To be fair, Quintana's problem is that he usually gives up the first run.


That's Asche with 2 syllables apparently.

They don't make much off concessions. It's a small percentage of their income.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Don't the Sox get a fee from the company selling the concessions, and maybe a small percentage of the sales? I think it's more of a fixed rate.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Concessions are nearly 100% profit. What is the COGS on a $5 hotdog? Maybe 10 cents?

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I think they're saying that the Sox aren't actually the ones making those big profits. That may be the case, but it still looks bad to the fan.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think the Sox got a decent sized check for that ridiculous car parade. That was a sponsored deal. Seems odd to drive cars on a soaked baseball field if you are planning to play on in shortly after.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?