As far as tags go, "whatever you drive, drive a Firestone" has to be on the short list for most awful. It makes no fucking sense.

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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We have the meats.

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No shit it doesn't.

I think it was brainstormed in a meeting as 'whatever you drive, drive on Firestone' but someone recorded it wrong and they were like "TOO LATE NOW!"

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Except they're trying to sell not just their tires, but their full-service garages as well. They're trying to get you to equate "Firestone" with "car repair". Driving "on a Firestone" keeps the brand centered on just tires.

I agree that the line they ultimately went with doesn't accomplish the campaign's overall goal very well.

Yeah, Id say that was a pretty poor effort then.

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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By Mennen

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Life - The cure for the common breakfast.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Easily the worst tagine every one of you have seen but I doubt anyone remembers...

"They got a pepper bar"

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Can't recall the last time I saw one of those joints.

I still miss Schlotzsky's though.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

any commercial with a tagline sung by meatpants

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

/thread

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm seeing more taglines that consist of adjectives employed as verbs and nouns. Something like "Awesome your amazing."

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Why ask why..try Bud Dry

When you're feeling a little Mexican, run to Chi Chi's.

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You know me like that.

"If you can't find it at Binny's, it's probably not worth drinking." Who doesn't love a tagline that second-guesses itself?

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In their defense, not only do they have MANY items in stock, but if its out there and its legal to have in the US they can likely order it for you.

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A two-fer for Grainger

"Get it? Got it? Good."
"For the ones who get it done."

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we get bombarded with drug commercials and drug addiction commercials side by side and the tag lines are horrible.

however, my wife just informed me that today while my 6 yr old was coloring she goes "I USE CRACK COCAINE"

From a couple years ago during Sox games...something to this effect -- "When you're thinking about baseball, Chris Sale and the White Sox are at the top of your list. And when it comes to milk, make sure Dean's is at the top of your list."

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

whats wrong with that ?

And it's easy to steal from there.

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Racists.



That's rather troubling.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Because it's Arby's, and it's awful.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

- was that actually the tag line? I can't remember. Quite prophetic if it was.

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Not a mult.

I always enjoyed the "feeling a little Mexican" part.

I always wondered if they got food for the little Mexican as well.

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You know me like that.

the chevy commercials with Toews and Kane...the voice over is literally speaking gibberish power words

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

"Drive is the intensity to make achievement succeed." It sounds like a John Cena promo.

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