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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:09 am 
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In terms of seat belt citations I'm guessing it is a very low number of innocents.


Well thanks for your point of view but I somehow cannot see the limitation of seatbelts I put in my post.
The discussion was either seatbelt or parking tickets and plenty of people get out of parking tickets so I'm not sure what you were saying.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:59 pm 
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You can't park on the street at night? What backwards ass foolishness is that? I can see a snow route restriction but why not at other times?

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:08 pm 
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Nomination approved.

Schaumburg sucks.

And for the record, JORR doesn't like seatbelts because they interfere with the shoulder pads in his sport coat.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:20 pm 
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
You can't park on the street at night? What backwards ass foolishness is that? I can see a snow route restriction but why not at other times?

You can't park a car in your yard in Schaumburg either.

Indiana wins again.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:23 pm 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nomination approved.

Schaumburg sucks.

And for the record, JORR doesn't like seatbelts because they interfere with the shoulder pads in his sport coat.


You try to straighten those out before a big meeting, bub! You think you can close deals....hotshot, hotshot, hotshot?

JORR can straighten his shoulder pads, close that deal, bring home the bacon, and fry it up in the pan!

Enjoli!

I don't know what's going on...


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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:29 pm 
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Douchebag wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
You can't park on the street at night? What backwards ass foolishness is that? I can see a snow route restriction but why not at other times?

You can't park a car in your yard in Schaumburg either.

Indiana wins again.


You cant in my city either. I get to park on the street whenever I please and my taxes are low.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:34 pm 
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What if it's on blocks?
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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
What if it's on blocks?


It depends on how high the grass is and how many bullet holes are in it.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:02 pm 
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I have gotten into a couple accidents, and would have been seriously injured if I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

That said, you are going thru 100% pure bullshit, Jorr.

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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:27 am 
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Why even go to Schaumburg?
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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:33 am 
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Why even go to Schaumburg?

Not everyone has a $5 incentive to avoid fares in the cultural Mecca.

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America
 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:39 am 
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Furious Styles wrote:
America wrote:
Why even go to Schaumburg?

Not everyone has a $5 incentive to avoid fares in the cultural Mecca.

That doesn't make sense
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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:58 pm 
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You're not very bright, are you?

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America
 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:25 pm 
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Explain your "joke" to me in a way that makes sense. Particularly the incentive part.
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 Post subject: Re: Schaumburg
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 4:51 pm 
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I don't take direction from you.

I won a contest.

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