MVP is back!

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What's your favorite Bryant? Mine's Gumbel.

Anita

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't want to overreact but I feel Almora Jr has the ceiling in CF of a Beltran and the floor of a Mike Cameron.

Best defensive outfielder to ever play

This home plate ump is horrible

I hope he fucking dies of cancer.

The MVP is BACK

oh hi MVP!

Whoa. We only wish cancer on umps and players when we're losing.

Nice try Rizzo. Not gonna be mad from a great catch.

Shit.

Gay, how will you balance your time between threads with the Hawks playoff run coming up?

Booze

Hawks will get my full attention and I expect them to go deep. I will only flip on Cubs during commercials and intermissions. I need a 2nd tv in the living room.

I expect you to carry the Cubs' threads while I'm gone.

Does Gay hit the hard stuff?

He'll pick up on the unwritten rules as he progresses.

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I'm assuming exceptions are made for the playoffs, and Cardinal games?

Yes. It's page 21 of your onboarding plan.

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That's why Kyle Hendricks and his 82 MPH fastball is the 5th starter!

I'll hold my own but in all honesty, it'll be Leash's time to shine.

I think that's one of those truths that are self evident.

pretty much

I appreciate that, but I post everywhere. The Cubs section is yours, Match. Embrace it.

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Big home run by Nick Franklin. Smart move by the Brewers picking that guy up and immediately getting him in the lineup.

Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.

To think, if the White Sox picked him up, they could have won 68 games instead of 67.

Nice to see Hendricks sucks again. It just feels...right.