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leashyourkids
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Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

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Nice to see Hendricks sucks again. It just feels...right.

It's an outrage he's the 5th starter!
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Gay, how will you balance your time between threads with the Hawks playoff run coming up?

Hawks will get my full attention and I expect them to go deep. I will only flip on Cubs during commercials and intermissions. I need a 2nd tv in the living room.

I expect you to carry the Cubs' threads while I'm gone.

I'll hold my own but in all honesty, it'll be Leash's time to shine.


I appreciate that, but I post everywhere. The Cubs section is yours, Match. Embrace it.

Cicero Dave also owns a stake.
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Hockey Gay
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leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

Not. A. Chance.

I do believe you're near my level but nowhere above it.
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Keyser Soze
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Big home run by Nick Franklin. Smart move by the Brewers picking that guy up and immediately getting him in the lineup.


To think, if the White Sox picked him up, they could have won 68 games instead of 67.

He's under team control until 2021, dopey.
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Russell is good. Love that he's not trying to pull everything. He looks real comfortable up there.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

Not. A. Chance.

I do believe you're near my level but nowhere above it.


I have people here who can vouch. Let the contest begin.

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I drink beer. Pee all night. Burp all day. Glorious and disgusting at the same time.

Go Cubs. GO.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

Not. A. Chance.

I do believe you're near my level but nowhere above it.


I have people here who can vouch. Let the contest begin.


The airing of the grievances should and will occur at Darkside Estates, clothes optional.

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Russell is good. Love that he's not trying to pull everything. He looks real comfortable up there.

Thank you Jeff Samardzija.
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denisdman wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

Not. A. Chance.

I do believe you're near my level but nowhere above it.


I have people here who can vouch. Let the contest begin.


The airing of the grievances should and will occur at Darkside Estates, clothes optional.


I'm down. I'll go shot for shot with HG at Lakemoorfest.

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Shwarber sucks

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Leash, let's see if Gay's fiance allows it. I think she's clamping down on his public drunkenness. He conveniently couldn't make it last year after an embarrassing 2015 performance.

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Hockey Gay
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leashyourkids wrote:
denisdman wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Yea, I like hard liquor. I just do shots all night. Went through a handle of Jim Beam in two days. Not bragging (yes I am).

Sometimes I'll do whiskey on the rocks.

Not a big beer drinker. Makes me pee too much and burp all night.


I would put you under the table.

Not. A. Chance.

I do believe you're near my level but nowhere above it.


I have people here who can vouch. Let the contest begin.


The airing of the grievances should and will occur at Darkside Estates, clothes optional.


I'm down. I'll go shot for shot with HG at Lakemoorfest.

You don't want to do that in a public setting with me. My filter goes away and I find literally everything funny.

Causes problems.
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Schwaber will be fine everyone fuck calm down.
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Gay just be honest and say you're not allowed out of the house. Leash can and will kick your ass in any drinking game. He has hick genes.

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Schwaber will be fine everyone fuck calm down.

:lol: what?

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Schwaber will be fine everyone fuck calm down.


A reliable source told me he is still hurt or lost his power. But he can still hit a home run or two because he doesn't have "no power".

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Hockey Gay
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Gay just be honest and say you're not allowed out of the house. Leash can and will kick your ass in any drinking game. He has hick genes.

lol
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Leash is the Ozzie Smith of drinking, Gay is Baez. On any one night Gay can go toe to toe with anyone, but leash's consistency over years is unmatched.

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Leash is the Ozzie Smith of drinking, Gay is Baez. On any one night Gay can go toe to toe with anyone, but leash's consistency over years is unmatched.

It be worth it just to see leash attempt a back flip
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Hockey Gay
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Almora makes it all look way too easy.

I want to have his child.
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Best CF in baseball now. Deal with it ph-aguts
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Almora makes it all look way too easy.

I want to have his child.


I don't want to watch the creation of said love child, but I wouldn't mind seeing the output. Gay you are a CFMB treasure.

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Schwaber will be fine everyone fuck calm down.



Tongue was firmly planted in cheek...Obviously

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DH talk. I don't want the NL to get it .

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There goes the best CF in baseball again...
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Is Almora a generational talent? I think so. He makes Trout look like a scrub.
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There goes the best CF in baseball again...


Generational talent. You start the thread.

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There goes the best CF in baseball again...


Generational talent. You start the thread.

I feel that would be needless hand waving. Like braging about being raped on a beach in Mexico, on spring break
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