But he thinks it is a good look so he has that going for him.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Its a terrible look. No way should he have been hired to be on TV looking like that.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

But he is good at his job. Different strokes for better folks.

Who will be the first reliever to come in from the new bullpens?

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Or fucking radio for that matter.

Dan Serafini

But he's kinda offensive to look at. He could be the second coming of William F Buckley as an orator but if everyone is distracted by how you look whats the point?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I meant Syndergard LOL

This guy deserves to lose his life just for how he looks.

"If you had to wait 108 years, what's a couple more years?"

That line cheered me up, then they showed the cum dump and I'm cranky again.

Dodgers all look like pussies who are scared of the weather. Bad sign for them.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Betas. Like 9 Jorge Solers.

Do we really need an organ outburst with every single person being introduced? Sheesh.

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Not a mult.

It truly is a shame baseball is the only sport that makes the coaches/managers dress up like players. I'd pay like $5 to see Belichick and Popovich have to do that shit.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I guess not.

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Not a mult.

Are they gonna wear the gold lettering and numbers all season? That would be cool.

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Not a mult.

A tone-deaf prostitute?

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Not a mult.

Why at no point during .... oh god, Zobrist's wife? yeezus ... anyway, why at no point were the non-starters and/or starters not reference as 'champions' in some sort of fashion?


Is this where I say she Caller Bob hear you?


Holy shit, she looks like the blonde one from Absolutely Fabulous.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Messmer sounds like someone shot him or something.

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Not a mult.

That was Jane Whoreoccks wasnt it?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Have some Cristal, sweetie.

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Not a mult.

Looks like a forfeit.

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Not a mult.

At this rate first pitch will be on Saturday.

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Not a mult.

Is this 18 hour pregame ceremony ESPN's fault or the Cubs fault? This is retarded as fuck. Play the fucking game.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Shit, guess I can watch the season premiere of BCS before anything happens. Of course, I'll be asleep after it's done.

So far, this sucks John Holmes' dead but still massive and veiny cock.

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Not a mult.

What a shitfest of a production. Great Christ, the last LA Kings banner raising was better than this, and that was an EDM-laced nightmare.

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Not a mult.

Poor leash couldn't even make it through a NLDS extra inning game. He's gonna be asleep by the 4th inning.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

OK, some redemption with the best-ever Bon-era AC/DC tune. Makes no sense, really, in context, but whatever.

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Not a mult.

FUCK YOU SUX FAN