i know jason likes to laugh and pound the table more than anything else, but does anyone know if he's trying his luck at stand up comedy, in or around clubs in the city?

that stretch where he kept hammering home on the old people and how theyre taking up his oxygen and then theyre like the extra packets of sauce you dont need but are okay having...that straight up sounded like someone testing out material for a 5 minute routine. tweak here, tweak there, trying to get the right laugh.

i mean, it failed. but it still came off that way

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Maybe I never noticed it before, but Drinky has an annoying habit of using a pronoun right after a proper noun:

The Bulls, they can clinch...
Sergio Garcia, he won the Masters...
Xfinity, it has the fastest internet...

Seems to happen in almost every sentence now. Julie would never make such a mistake.

Now fasten your seatbelts cuz this is definitely real...

NOW HOW MANY Y'ALL LIKE SEX?