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Juice's Lecture Notes
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"Try My Pillow!"

It's meant to be "try a My Pillow brand pillow", but comes off as "here, try this pillow of mine". I'm a sucker for clever word play, but I this walks too fine a line between clever and confusing.
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I've posted before about how I thought "My Pillow" on 890's schedule was some sort of sex talk show but was actually just an infomercial for My Pillow.

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Juice's Lecture Notes
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Benjamin Moore "Is it still paint?"
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Not only is that nonsensical, it's just biting the "is it live" Memorex tagline.
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Bagels
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I've long since thought that "just do it" is nonsensical jibberish that was bootstrapped into "genius" category by the success of ad campaigns that happened to also feature Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant.
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Lots of taglines are nonsense if you separate them from everything else. I think "Just Do It" is pretty good, though.

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Matches Malone
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Curious Hair wrote:
Lots of taglines are nonsense if you separate them from everything else. I think "Just Do It" is pretty good, though.

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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.
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No one out pizzas the Hut

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Yeah, that's pretty awful.

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Bagels wrote:
No one out pizzas the Hut

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Yeah, that's pretty awful.


Julie DiCaro can out pizza anyone up to and including Jabba the Hutt

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"Why are we so passionate about perfecting designs by hand? Because driving matters"

taken verbatim from a Mazda commercial. Utter nonsense.
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Fuck you, no you're not.

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