On airplanes. I hate that shit. These fuckers make a production out of retrieving luggage from an overhead bin. Nothing worse than this when you have waited to take a shit or piss at the end of a long airplane flight.

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You sure this was an airplane and not the short bus?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Sorry, LTG but...

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What would you prefer the process to be?

You open the cabin door mid flight and throw yourself out of it.

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As soon as you exit the seat grab your shit. Even if you don't pull it completely out of the bin just have a hand on it. They'll sit until the line gets to them and then get up. Then they have to make sure the person next to them is all good then they reach for their shit. If one person does it not that big a deal. It seems as though you have easily 20-25 people doing this shit on a typical flight.

How hard is it to just grab your shit and then bounce?

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Agree 100%. I just want to get off the damn plane, and people lollygag and take their sweet damn time.

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Yeah and the worst part about it is that they always seem to have the outer seat. When you have to piss that shit is murder.

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Scatological references aside, ltg's point is unassailable.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

ltg is wise. It also stops the idiots behind you from jumping you because they are more important.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!