It really sucks when people you have been working with for ten years suddenly change after you decide to take a better position,
and it is obvious they don't think you deserve it and want you to fail. Oh well, fuck'em I guess.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Learned you have my young padawan.

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Elections have consequences.

My cleaning ladies are taking off on Monday for Śmigus-dyngus. I guess my wife will just have to do it herself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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I had no idea what Smigus Dyngus was and I looked it up and somehow its even MORE ridiculous than the name would imply.

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dolphin, you taking off on Monday?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

All cleaning ladies aren't Polish.

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But they all should polish.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Say hi to Juanita for me.

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Say hi to Malgosia for me.

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All of mine are.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I apparently need to find some pussywillows to celebrate this day as my heritage demands.

Pardon me if this was already mentioned, but I just heard that Texas has upgraded their football locker room with five figure lockers that feature 43 inch tvs

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

What high school was this?

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I complain that i'd rather not live without my daughter.

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Elections have consequences.

Well don't do anything crazy.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

at the car wash, and "I think we're alone now" is playing. Now I have Harry's "We've got Colon now" stuck in my head.

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-- source

West Africans openly sold in new slave market in Libya.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04zrvv ... w_facebook

Thanks Obama. Thanks Evita.



"cut it out"
"my muslim faith"
"what difference does it make"


#DemocratPartyVoters

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/stud ... t-46907025

Fucking McCracken.

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I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

An English major, huh?

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Elections have consequences.

Roll tide on that.

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Stick him in right field, and bat him last.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Does Elmhurst Steve volunteer to help you coach his son's team?

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I didn't read this before.

Maybe some part of the story was lost on my developing mind but my grandma used to tell me stories about boys coming to the house with sticks and paying her mother a nickel to take a few whacks at the legs of her and her sisters. My great grandma was a hardened, old, battle axe so I don't remember being surprised by this news. Still, I could never really understand what the whole holiday was about. It seemed like some old world version of The Purge.

Thanks for sharing this. That was a deep buried memory that gave me a good laugh. I can see my grandparents old place across from Kilbourn Park when I take the Metra home and it always loosens up similar memories.

My grandparents weren't immigrants but grew up with the immigrant experience where old customs were commonplace. My grandpa was a gentleman who, though not highly educated, was smart. My grandmas family were vulgarians not far removed from their hillbilly roots whose family tree undoubtedly had has interconnected branches.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Our grandchildren's dog died suddenly yesterday. They are all heart broken. Best German Shepard ever. RIP Sparky.

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Ah damn, thats too bad. I'll have my wife's passed pets meet him at The Bridge

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Gffd

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.