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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:31 am 
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It really sucks when people you have been working with for ten years suddenly change after you decide to take a better position,
and it is obvious they don't think you deserve it and want you to fail. Oh well, fuck'em I guess.

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It really sucks when people you have been working with for ten years suddenly change after you decide to take a better position,
and it is obvious they don't think you deserve it and want you to fail. Oh well, fuck'em I guess.


Learned you have my young padawan.

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My cleaning ladies are taking off on Monday for Śmigus-dyngus. I guess my wife will just have to do it herself. :lol:

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My cleaning ladies are taking off on Monday for Śmigus-dyngus. I guess my wife will just have to do it herself. :lol:


I had no idea what Smigus Dyngus was and I looked it up and somehow its even MORE ridiculous than the name would imply.

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My cleaning ladies are taking off on Monday for Śmigus-dyngus. I guess my wife will just have to do it herself. :lol:


I had no idea what Smigus Dyngus was and I looked it up and somehow its even MORE ridiculous than the name would imply.


:lol: dolphin, you taking off on Monday?

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All cleaning ladies aren't Polish.

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All cleaning ladies aren't Polish.

But they all should polish.

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All cleaning ladies aren't Polish.

Say hi to Juanita for me.

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leashyourkids wrote:
All cleaning ladies aren't Polish.

Say hi to Juanita for me.


Say hi to Malgosia for me.

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All of mine are.

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I apparently need to find some pussywillows to celebrate this day as my heritage demands.


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Pardon me if this was already mentioned, but I just heard that Texas has upgraded their football locker room with five figure lockers that feature 43 inch tvs

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Pardon me if this was already mentioned, but I just heard that Texas has upgraded their football locker room with five figure lockers that feature 43 inch tvs

What high school was this?

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I complain that i'd rather not live without my daughter.

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I complain that i'd rather not live without my daughter.


Well don't do anything crazy.

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at the car wash, and "I think we're alone now" is playing. Now I have Harry's "We've got Colon now" stuck in my head.

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Thanks Obama. Thanks Evita.



"cut it out"
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Fucking McCracken.

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I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.

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I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.


An English major, huh?

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good dolphin wrote:
I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.


An English major, huh?


:lol:

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good dolphin wrote:
I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.


An English major, huh?


Roll tide on that.

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I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.


Stick him in right field, and bat him last.

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good dolphin wrote:
I had some little shit know it all who I coach from a family of know it alls try to correct me on the definition and usage of "aberration"

I told him "you are correcting a lawyer, English major and the guy who controls your playing time on the definition of a word. Let me put it in a sentence to show you it's proper usage "It would be an aberration if you caught this next ball after having watched you with your other opportunities during warm ups."

It was to cold to practice self control.


An English major, huh?



:lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:39 pm 
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Does Elmhurst Steve volunteer to help you coach his son's team?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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My cleaning ladies are taking off on Monday for Śmigus-dyngus. I guess my wife will just have to do it herself. :lol:


I had no idea what Smigus Dyngus was and I looked it up and somehow its even MORE ridiculous than the name would imply.


:lol: dolphin, you taking off on Monday?


I didn't read this before.

Maybe some part of the story was lost on my developing mind but my grandma used to tell me stories about boys coming to the house with sticks and paying her mother a nickel to take a few whacks at the legs of her and her sisters. My great grandma was a hardened, old, battle axe so I don't remember being surprised by this news. Still, I could never really understand what the whole holiday was about. It seemed like some old world version of The Purge.

Thanks for sharing this. That was a deep buried memory that gave me a good laugh. I can see my grandparents old place across from Kilbourn Park when I take the Metra home and it always loosens up similar memories.

My grandparents weren't immigrants but grew up with the immigrant experience where old customs were commonplace. My grandpa was a gentleman who, though not highly educated, was smart. My grandmas family were vulgarians not far removed from their hillbilly roots whose family tree undoubtedly had has interconnected branches.

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Our grandchildren's dog died suddenly yesterday. They are all heart broken. Best German Shepard ever. RIP Sparky.

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Ah damn, thats too bad. I'll have my wife's passed pets meet him at The Bridge

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Our grandchildren's dog died suddenly yesterday. They are all heart broken. Best German Shepard ever. RIP Sparky.

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