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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:32 pm 
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Jesus fucking christ.

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Pull a Dean Lombardi and get Toews popped for possession. God knows he probably has enough for intent to distribute. Put his ass through the legal system so we can terminate his contract once and for all.

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What a bunch of miserable fucks in this thread. It's like you have never seen a Hawks playoff series before.

And Jesus Christ Curious, did Toews personally offend you somehow? Not recognize you from some junior hockey/KHL forum and snubbed you? Lighten the fuck up Francis.



He offends intelligent hockey fans by being the highest paid player in the NHL and playing like a 3rd line center at best. Do you know understand the basics of a hard salary cap? How fucking stupid are you?


Intelligent hockey fans? Like yourself? :lol: :lol:

How much he gets paid has no bearing on anything! Especially in the playoffs. Read a book.


It's a hard salary cap you fucking moron. Go away.


They already paid him!! What are they going to do hold back on his road stipends?? The money is gone and has NO EFFECT on the game being played NOW. If they didn't pay him you would be the same guy bitching how they should have.


No shit Jackoff. the only solution is for him to play better and earn that contract. So that's why he's is getting hated on in this thread. Not earning his keep. Go back to the kids table with your fucking crayons.


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Curious Hair wrote:
Pull a Dean Lombardi and get Toews popped for possession. God knows he probably has enough for intent to distribute. Put his ass through the legal system so we can terminate his contract once and for all.

Damn. And people say the NFL is a what have you done for me lately league.

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Pull a Dean Lombardi and get Toews popped for possession. God knows he probably has enough for intent to distribute. Put his ass through the legal system so we can terminate his contract once and for all.

Damn. And people say the NFL is a what have you done for me lately league.

Toews has been a 3rd line caliber center now for 3 seasons.


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No shit Jackoff. the only solution is for him to play better and earn that contract. So that's why he's is getting hated on in this thread. Not earning his keep. Go back to the kids table with your fucking crayons.


Yes Toews is tanking because he already got paid and doesn't care about hockey :roll:

And I expected a shinebox retort from you - step up your game since you already make max message board paper and aren't living up to it.

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Pull a Dean Lombardi and get Toews popped for possession. God knows he probably has enough for intent to distribute. Put his ass through the legal system so we can terminate his contract once and for all.

Damn. And people say the NFL is a what have you done for me lately league.

Toews has been a 3rd line caliber center now for 3 seasons.

And you don't have three Cups without him.

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Pull a Dean Lombardi and get Toews popped for possession. God knows he probably has enough for intent to distribute. Put his ass through the legal system so we can terminate his contract once and for all.

Damn. And people say the NFL is a what have you done for me lately league.

Toews has been a 3rd line caliber center now for 3 seasons.

And you don't have three Cups without him.


He was a minor contributor to the 2015 Cup.


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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.


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We're witnessing the worst performance of the Toews/Kane era. The losses to Vancouver and St. Louis hurt, the Coyotes series was full of overtimes and a goalie with a crazy save percentage, and the loss to Detroit was a bunch of kids hanging tough with a defending champion that almost repeated. This is getting fucked in the ass by an eighth-place team. We've never seen anything like this before. Face it: Chicago hockey is over.


clubhouse leader for post of the year right here.... even though i suspect this is like 80/20 emotion/schtick tbh 8) 8) 8)

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hey someone is fucking [the?] christ.... but i'm pretty sure it's not jesus! =P

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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.

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RFDC wrote:
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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.


It's no worse than the stuff I have seen posted about Heyward in the Cubs thread.


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RFDC wrote:
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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.

:lol: I wouldn't call him a raging asswipe. Maybe a bit ungrateful

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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.


It's no worse than the stuff I have seen posted about Heyward in the Cubs thread.

There is no comparison between Toews and Heyward.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.


you know, maybe we should take a page from India/n Cricket and start going to "Captain Serious"s house and throwing rocks and bricks through the windows, necessitating 24/7 security around the clock to prevent disgruntled Indian Cricket fans [or their Chicago Hard Hawk Hawkey equivalent] from literally burning that bitch down!

...of course you know, it's not necessarily a school night but hey tomorrow is a rare day off and grandma's got the kids and you know how much gas you'd have to put in a minivan to get over to the Toews estate? plus oh shit i forgot timmy has a soccer game tomorrow so you know, seriously, i'm going to suggest that my deadbeat little brother goes over there and fucks shit up in the name of BLACKHAWKS NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 brb martini.

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:lol: 5-0 now, on a bad goal. Time to bench Crawford.


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RFDC wrote:
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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.


It's no worse than the stuff I have seen posted about Heyward in the Cubs thread.

There is no comparison between Toews and Heyward.


Both are mid 20ish, former champions, highly paid and already appear to be on the downslope of their careers.


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Curious as to why this all of a sudden is the easiest team to shutdown once you put up a few goals on them.

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I'm serious. I want bad stuff to happen to Toews for what he's done to bring this team down. It's all over in large part because of him. His career should suffer. Get him arrested. Cancel his contract. We have the precedent.

See FF, this is the kind of shit that makes me disagree with you saying we should lay off CH.

:lol: I wouldn't call him a raging asswipe. Maybe a bit ungrateful

ok fair enough. He is an ungrateful asswipe.

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Curious as to why this all of a sudden is the easiest team to shutdown once you put up a few goals on them.

It's not sudden. It's been like this for years. You can intimidate the Hawks into giving up with relative ease: score early and force them to play the corners. They won't do it, they'll just check out and daydream of bong hits and rape.

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Someone needs to check the whereabouts of good dolphin's left nut.

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Well it's been great - thanks for the unique insight into what players are really thinking while on the ice. Who knew it wasn't hockey!?!? Look forward to the extra positivity on Monday.

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Fitting that the two games at the United Center consisted of getting bashed in the face and dragged away.

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Fitting that the two games at the United Center consisted of getting bashed in the face and dragged away.


usually that only happens to people who are too cheap to pay for parking and end up ~4-6+ blocks to the west =P

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8:30 start Monday lol get fucked.

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8:30 start Monday lol get fucked.

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8:30 start Monday lol get fucked.

Automatic loss. The racist nerds who love Nashville hockey will blow the roof off the joint, the Perds will come out strong, it'll be 5-0 before Toews can finish a thought.

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