Monday: John Lackey (1-1, 3.00 ERA, 1.250 WHIP, 2.43 FIP) vs. Chase Anderson (1-0, 0.69 ERA, 0.769 WHIP, 3.16 FIP)

Tuesday: Brett Anderson (1-0, 0.84 ERA, 1.219 WHIP, 3.21 FIP) vs. Jimmy Nelson (1-0, 1.38 ERA, 0.846 WHIP, 2.62 FIP)

Wednesday: Kyle Hendricks (1-1, 5.73 ERA, 1.273 WHIP, 4.48 FIP) vs. Tommy Milone (1-0, 7.36 ERA, 1.272 WHIP, 4.29 FIP)


Me and good dolphin will be watching. Will you?

Brewer has some interesting young talent I will watch. I like Broxton, Arcia... and the Chase Anderson kid looks like he can pitch a little

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Leash, I'm gonna need a psych profile on your boy Craig Counsell.

Not off to a good start.

Schwarber with one of the best bunts you'll ever see!

Greatest. Bunt. Ever.

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That was the coolest bunt I've ever seen.

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that was awesome

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Schwarber on the base paths scares the ever loving sh*t out of me.

He's like a fire hydrant rolling down a hill.

That's great.

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Lackey getting hit hard.

Probably going to have to start fielding offers for Arrieta as a deadline dump.

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Craig Counsell? Are you kidding? To those who know him well, that choir boy is as clean as a Yadier Molina pickoff to first.

But to those who know him even better, there are a lot of unanswered questions. Counsell was the star of his varsity sports teams... the darling of Wisconsin athletics. He was even known as "The Couns." He was obsessed with the attention, partially due to a dad who only cared about his athletic achievements and a mom who took just enough Darvocet to portray herself as a real mom but defile her son behind closed doors. Rumor has it his mom used to rub his leg in his sleep while she watched videos of Babe Winkelmann hunting quail.

Craig was never a bad kid, but he was certainly no angel. He is one of the suspects in the rape and murder of a young woman, whose trial was eventually featured in the Netflix documentary " Making a Murderer."

He also had the ligaments in his elbows ripped out by a biker gang, which is why his batting stance is so unorthodoxed.

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If you had a footrace between Schwarber and Montero, you'd end up with two open roster spots.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

A Babe Winkelmann reference. Nicely done.

Where does Rizzo rank in that collection of speedsters?

And Leash may not like him, but Almora Jr. has been pretty okay.

Are you kidding? Rizzo has some wheels ...compared to those 2 especially.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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I like him mora every day.

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I wonder if the genius fucking manager has enough sense to ride the hot hand in Almora and keep him playing until he cools off . For a team that isn't scoring a lot, maybe keeping a plus defender who is actually hitting wouldn't be a bad idea? Let Zobrist sit for awhile.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Lackey can't stop giving up dingers.

Lackey is a worthless piece of shit

Fucking Christ you hayseed has been. Get the fuck off the mound already.

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Who or what does Lackey punch after tonight's performance?

His jockey

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So many images have just passed through my head. Some hilarious and some horrifying.

Any overlap in that Venn diagram?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

i just recently realized what an attractive wife that Lackey has....so at least he has that going for him.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Wait a minute.....Leash jumps to Strop's defense but he has a problem with Almora?