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A horse or a wooden Indian....or whatever else he keeps in the back of his f-450.

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Fucking Christ you hayseed has been. Get the fuck off the mound already.

He'll be out soon enough with 60 pitches to get thru 3 innings. Then we get to see the shutdown bullpen for 4 innings of suck.

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Fucking Christ you hayseed has been. Get the fuck off the mound already.

He'll be out soon enough with 60 pitches to get thru 3 innings. Then we get to see the shutdown bullpen for 4 innings of suck.

Where is Travis wood to hit and pitch these guys back into the game?

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Who or what does Lackey punch after tonight's performance?


His jockey

So many images have just passed through my head. Some hilarious and some horrifying.

Any overlap in that Venn diagram?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:11 pm 
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And Leash may not like him, but Almora Jr. has been pretty okay.


Wait a minute.....Leash jumps to Strop's defense but he has a problem with Almora?

Strop gets too much hate.

And Leash dances to the beat of a different drummer boy when it comes to his baseball thoughts.


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Interesting conversation during this Cubs game by len and jd.
What indeed would have been the outcome of that inning had the play been overturned at 1st? Since santana was waaaaaay out at home afterward... would he have been returned to 3rd or would the inning still have been over? I think that play at the plate would have to be standalone. Safe at first out at home.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:15 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Interesting conversation during this Cubs game by len and jd.
What indeed would have been the outcome of that inning had the play been overturned at 1st? Since santana was waaaaaay out at home afterward... would he have been returned to 3rd or would the inning still have been over? I think that play at the plate would have to be standalone. Safe at first out at home.

I think so too.

Santana was already committed to trying to score at home.


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Hell of an ab montero. 2 of those 3 pitches were no where near the zone. Retire already and bring back gramps. You are an embarrassment to your former abilities.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:21 pm 
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Hell of an ab montero. 2 of those 3 pitches were no where near the zone. Retire already and bring back gramps. You are an embarrassment to your former abilities.

Victor Caratini will be here soon enough.


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John Lackey doing a Jon Lieber impression tonight.

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And Leash may not like him, but Almora Jr. has been pretty okay.


Wait a minute.....Leash jumps to Strop's defense but he has a problem with Almora?


Totally wrong! Sad! Change libel laws?

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
A horse or a wooden Indian....or whatever else he keeps in the back of his f-450.


Salt lick, hay, bodies of rape victims

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
A horse or a wooden Indian....or whatever else he keeps in the back of his f-450.


Salt lick, hay, bodies of rape victims

Oh man cmon.
Everyone knows rape victims go in the compost heap.

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Hey Darkside... do you know what gay horses eat?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:23 pm 
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Well, Mike Montgomery's in. I'm willing to give up on the game, too, Joe.

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Who knew the Brewers signed that guy that went off his nut yesterday in Ohio?

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I hate Mike Montgomery more than life itself. Why is this asshole still on the roster?

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This team fucking blows too.

My two favorite teams are dogshit again.


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Is Braun wearing an ascot?

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This team fucking blows too.

My two favorite teams are dogshit again.

No kidding . I'm just happy they limit the damage Montgomery does by keeping him a reliever.

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If you watch Mike Montgomery in the mirror, his gay hanging curveball somehow looks less gay because he looks right-handed. It's all I got.

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First time I flip on the game after the Hawks start, I heard the "world series hangover is BS, you don't need to worry" routine. And now I just tune back in right in time to see Contreras throw that ball into left and hear Len call him "Monetero".


Is that booing I hear?


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If you watch Mike Montgomery in the mirror, his gay hanging curveball somehow looks less gay because he looks right-handed. It's all I got.

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If you watch Mike Montgomery in the mirror, his gay hanging curveball somehow looks less gay because he looks right-handed. It's all I got.

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