Its a mirage

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's real and it's spectacular.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It's fools gold.

Maybe we can pawn it off on some sucker.

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Impossible to tell right now. He's had stretches like this in the past, have to wait at least another month to try and take any meaning from it. He sure is murdering the ball though.

Now would be a great time...

Same with Robertson too.

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"Why do so many people need help? Life's not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good s***, and go back to bed. What's the f***ing mystery?" - George Carlin - Complaints & Grievances

Two errors in an inning. Playing like Keyser's boy Ventura is at the helm.

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Love the hustle from Avi down 7-0 there. I'm such a fuckin sucker but I think he might be worth holding on to.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yankees up 7-0, and eventually have to bring in thier closer. A Ventura team would have folded up like a cheap tent.

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I'd be fine if Soto never comes back and they go the rest of the season with Narvaez and Smith behind the plate.

Avi!

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Come on man you gotta fuckin pick that. Outstanding play by Anderson.

If Robertson blew this, I was going to look for the Ligues

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

he doesn't start blowing games until early May

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Gonzalez was brilliant.

If only losing pitcher Jose Quintana was any good.

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FF preachin'

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Bad base running there.

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No it wasn't. He had to go back in case it was caught.

Asche has no business being on this team.

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Covey throwing batting practice

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Holy fuck that dude LAUNCHED that home run. What a bomb.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

They aren't a good team.

Avi got two walks though

Would have been nice to know his name, of course the gay ass Yankees can't have a name on the home uni. Smh

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Are any of these Yankees that are raking the ones they received from the Cub in the Chapman deal?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Nah, Torres n McKinney are in AA.

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Mickey Mantle was so good, he skipped AA!

I am about 90% sure I am going on Saturday. Probably just gonna get cheap tickets and hang out on in the outfield or the Kraft Kave.

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I'll be in section 102 all weekend. I also tailgate in lot B. Anyone wants a beer and burger swing on bye.

I'll be there Saturday and Sunday, standing behind 162.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

anyone else notice that it's been ~70-80 degrees the last few days with the cubs in town doing their thing, so with the sox having an off-day today and surely coming home for friday here it is a nice humidity-addled 75 like "get out and enjoy this while it lasts... because you look at your phone and find out it's gonna be highs of ~50-57 for fri/sat/sun!

...it's almost like tom skilling knew they were coming home and shaped the weather accordingly, huh?

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also look @ the "casual encounters" potentially being set up here in the sox thread! putting the "you" in "community" huh?

the other day i was joking about how one dude's IRC name short one letter = fandang, which makes me think of "fanbang" which i'd assume to be a dating service where socially-awkward yet sports-yeah fans of teams can come together to find love in all the right places [for once in their otherwise miserable lives]..... and go figure by the time i start to "flesh out" the fanbang idea here's some casual encounters a-gogo in the sox thread!

for the record, if i do go this weekend i'll be in the upper deck in a pink tutu with a sign saying "AVI GARCIA SECTION, est. Apr 2017" and uhhh..... i like imported beer. and my turn-ons include .500+ BABIPs, 7+ game hitting streaks, and of course prince fielder's wife!

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