Those who would sacrifice comfort for fashion deserve neither comfort nor fashion. Plus they're sodomites.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Once it hits about 65 im in sandals if im not working. I have to wear work boots for about 60 hours a week so I dont even care what people say.

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I have long been of the opinion men's feet should be covered at all times. Jesus wore sandals. All the rest should cover those pigs.

DannyB is a huge nerd.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

there are only TWO acceptable places to wear sandals/flipflops/etc.... or well now three that i think about it:

1) in a lockerroom b4 or after a sporting game
2) at the beach
3) in the jail/prison shower

NO EXCEPTIONS! VIOLATORS WILL BE, UHHHH, VIOLATED!

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also i wouldn't be surprised if there's some "DL signifier" (akin to that special toe-tap you'd do in airport men's bathrooms) where if you're wearing sandals out @ a certain location that you're letting "the community" know that you're down to fuck / up for a little "action" if you catch my drift!

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Whoa, bro!

Was that Bryce's feets? Looks familiar brah. Hilar story from way back. So when we were pledging, this total knob Craig Feschner was trying to totally join the frat. Fucking lame wad. And so one of the things he had to do was wear his flippie floppies on top of raw eggs. Then, he'd have to eat the eggs. You'd totes get sick and shit but that's part of the deal, brah. Fuckin' loser starts upchucking the shit out of his whatever and it's gross as hell. we start laughing but there's no way he is in.

turns out his dad owns a big firm, pays us all off and he gets in irregardless. fucking sucked but he did bring in some nice ass with some big huge taddies that made it all worth it.

for reals that was the shit dog. so who cares right? haha!

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Dude, you are my bro.

gay

4) After finishing a marathon
5) On a plane, when flying to a warm climate (as long as a sportcoat is also worn)

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

If my feet looked like that I would have them amputated.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That picture would be ample grounds for divorce in about 37 states.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE