This is hilarious

http://pitchfork.com/news/73163-chaos-a ... -festival/


tweets are awesome too

https://twitter.com/trev4president/stat ... estival%2F



anyone who shells out thousands of dollars to Ja Rule gets what they deserve

Wow this is magical, what a scam

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cons a bunch of trust fund kids out of their money, laughing all the way to the bank.

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wonderful

None of those cruise/island/tropical destination type festivals ever seem to turn out well

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Why the hell are you shelling out 12k to hang out with someone who hasn't had a hit in in nearly 15 years?

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Nobody knew that planning a festival was so difficult.

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

he played here last night

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This seems to be the final nail in the coffin of Ja Rule's brand.

I love a good happy disaster.

Who the he'll is Ja Rule?

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from the FyreFestival reddit...

we ran out of chex, already militias have formed and claimed the south side of the island and began ritualistically sacrificing people to desensitize us to the massacre
I participated in it to save my own life, they were watching me and I ended up having to eat the stomach and lungs of a human being.
don't send help, god has forsaken us

that didn't take long:

http://pitchfork.com/news/73199-fyre-fe ... n-lawsuit/

"apply for a refund". Maybe ja rule is being advised by united airlines' CEO.

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"We owe you an apology."

Also of note he didn't apology, just made an IOU of an apology, that life the festival, will not happen.

This was a joy to follow along and see all the memes.

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First page of the pending lawsuit:

(holla holla)
all my plaintiffs ready to get (dollas dollas)

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Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

now THAT is how you do it. that takes serious balls.

Ha yea that takes serious nuts to tell people let us keep your money so we can fuck you over again next year.

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up to 6 lawsuits now if you're keeping track

7, this one with the additional complaint that they pushed attendees for VIP upgrades and to deposit money into their cashless app after they knew the fest was cancelled

Both Netflix and Hulu have documentaries on this shit show. I'd say the Hulu one is the better of the two.

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I am literally watching this on Netflix right frigging now.

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Yeah, watched this last night. What a catasrophe.

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Just before I clicked on this thread, I was about to check that out.

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Oh dude jump in its... kind of hilarious.

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Anything is better than the auto rebuilding shows on now with cartoon cars

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This McFarland dude was going to make his gay friend suck some customs dudes cock to get the trucks of water released. He was gonna make him do it.

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I watched both of them over the weekend.
I'm still scratching my head.

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Is the Netflix one the same one that is on Hulu?

Also this is a good video if you want a shorter funny summary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBPg5ftCMv8

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